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Guys. Come on now. I don’t want to make things too serious but here’s something you really have to remember:

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they are trying to cancel hank green for saying what ALL hockey fans have been thinking
your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*
my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*
What?
i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.
excuse me, no I wasn't???
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LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST
you people aren't CASTING

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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
Is there a transfem version?!?
ask and ye shall receive
Nonbinary version?
enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤
like status: sick 😎
happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions
affirmations:
- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position
- consciousness is a gift
- i CAN do this anymore
goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me
as per my last straw,

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let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no
the cool thing about sports is that none of it is real except the blinding rage you experience while watching them
it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

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this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years
Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.
in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday
the following events ensued:
1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?
2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes
3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes
4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke
5. this absolute masterpiece: