WELCOME TO MY TWISTED- OH FUCK

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

They were right, I didn’t expect that.

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go