media enjoyer

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

bike can refer to a bicycle or a motorcycle but cycling only refers to riding a bicycle. hog can refer to a motorcycle or a cock but not a bicycle.

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

All movies are gay by virture of being moving pictures. And all actors are gay. Acting is a gay profession.