insert fake deep quote here

nooooo please give me back my evil guy with issues

i can be trusted with him. please. You have to believe me

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

you want to write a version of the modern major general, you're reaching for a topic but ideas seem quite ephemeral. you know the many versions and you quote the lyrics gleefully. and yet when you sit down to write its anything but peacefully. you're very well acquainted with the patter song original, but when you go to sculpt a verse its downright oppositional. in short while you're enthused about the concept its untenable. you simply cannot parody the modern major general

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

in february I’m getting my shit together

in march I’m getting my shit together

in april I’m getting my shit together

in may I’m getting my shit together

in june I’m getting my shit together

i haven’t heard the word “cyberstalking” in a long time but it used to be a recognizably bad thing to stalk someone online, to try to dig up everything you can on them, follow their every move online, obsessively post about them, barrage them with messages, block evade, etc - but now it’s just normalized and seen as something totally “ok” to do if the person in question is “problematic” in some way - like the same people who say “if your partner does this run” will turn around and do the same thing to a stranger online they dont even know and they don’t even think twice - it’s abuse, it’s harassment… just stop it

video game and film fandoms will come and go for me but the Silmarillion fandom will never die. because that book came out like 50 years ago and we're all still trying to figure out what the hell is going on there.

first they came for me and i was all like "hang on, aren't you guys supposed to come for other people first" but they pointed out that they had to come for someone first and we can't all be the guy from the poem and i couldn't really argue with that logic tbh

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes