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onewildride

texas55

bob-artist

Thinking about this one day when I was in Chicago and it was so foggy that the buildings turned 2D

bob-artist

I mean... you're not wrong

demadogs

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

demadogs

alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

demadogs

nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

oysters-aint-for-me

BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.

oysters-aint-for-me

chemicalcain

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

ariadne-mouse

he is Calculating

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grymmoires

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

s-leary

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

commonplacefolklore

he's right but at what cost

you-need-not-apply

Actually no how the fuck is it august

you-need-not-apply

Pack it up everyone you’ll never be this funny

you-need-not-apply

Happy “how the fuck is it august” to those who celebrate!

marciaillust

my whole life i lived in a world where "cream" and "soured cream" existed and the difference between them was crystal clear right there in the name, but embarrassingly recently i learned that in my native language aka polish there is no "cream/soured cream" really there's. "śmietana" and "śmietanKA" which translate to "cream" and "small cream"

[yeah yeah in spoken language we do say sour cream, other polish people proszę się nie przypierdalać okej, but I'm talking about the actual product in the store ok none of that shit ever calls itself "soured cream" apart from that one brand that calls itself soured cream in english] anyway knowing which one is which is NOT the issue actually. it's just that. I have a book of handwritten recipes that I collected over the years from different sources and because I was the one writing them down EVERY SINGLE RECIPIE CALLS FOR SOUR CREAM BECAUSE I WAS CALLING EVERYTHING ŚMIETANA

I DIDNT KNOW ŚMIETNA AND ŚMIETANKA ARE DIFFERENT I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE BEING CUTE. I THOUGHT THEY CAME IN SMALL CONTAINERS WHICH IS WHY PEOPLE CALL IT ITSY BITSY CUTIE CREAM OK

HOW DO I MAKE THIS CHICKEN DISH

marciaillust

i have purchased both types of cream. i shall learn which one is the right one for this chicken today

marciaillust

fellas they're both good

beardedmrbean

🐢🦘Jungle_jim🐐🦝

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bo0zey

i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

bo0zey

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

bo0zey

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

chernolian

via teaboot

estocadaa

The Martian is a literary masterpiece.

thec8h10n4o2

Yep

hst3000

I always find it amusing that the movie opted to end in a way that the book EXPLICITLY called out as too stupid for even Watney to try.

siryouarebeingmocked

Apparently it was done so he could actually participate in his own rescue to a greater degree.

bathroomcube

o-craven-canto

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

o-craven-canto

amphibious -> ambivivent automobile -> ipsokinete autopsy -> ipsovision circumcision -> cyclotomy conspiracy -> synpnoea epilogue -> supraverb homosexual -> idemphilic [thanks to @dative-ciceroni-pizza2h] menstruation -> selenosis [looser] Mesopotamia -> Medioflumina pornography -> lupascript scissor -> schizotron [?] troglodyte -> cavernicole tyrannosaur -> dictatoreptile

(honorable mention: carnivore <-> sarcophage)

sluttynurse

probably the worst attitude tumblr unintentionally cultivates is "the world out there is completely dangerous for you and no one can possibly understand you, so you should isolate yourself from it and avoid interacting with it as much as possible"

windsweptinred

Time to roll out the Andrew Marr quote again...

"If you put away social media and you walk out into the streets and you look at real people, three-dimensional people, they mostly smile back at you. If you look around you- you see perfectly decent, ordinary people getting on with their lives and inclined, by and large, to rather like each other, that is the real us. Let us not be fooled."

big-smiling-monkey

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omghotmemes

Bought a new generator and thoroughly reading the instructions.

cosmonautroger

vomitdodger

You know she loved the 80s!

emmaubler

Tear it up, Shannon

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