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online pal said "[medications] to go" and I'm giggling at the idea of going to the pharmacy and having medications "for here." I sit down at a plastic chair and table with a plate full of antipsychotics and take them one by one while chatting with a college classmate I'm trying to fuck

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

it’s actually not misogynistic to say astrology is bogus, and it is indeed way way more misogynistic to believe that things that can’t be proven rationally through science are More Female.

Hard agree, Astrology is all fun and games until you realise people *actually* discriminate based off of it. Sure it's not systemic but people actually do discriminate and treat it like an actual form of science and that is FRUSTRATING.

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert