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'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad

you ever park regularly near another car the same make and model and year as yours and its immediately apparent to everyone which one belongs to a wielder of light powers and which one belongs to a wielder of dark powers

my surname has a second meaning (I'm not elaborating for privacy reasons obviously) and I have this problem constantly. it's the dumbest fucking thing. oh NOOO my REAL LEGAL NAME has words that you DON'T LIKE because they vaguely relate to SEX oh poor little puritan website. should we throw a party. should we all kill ourselves. should I change my name for your convenience. should I kill you. I think I'll kill you.

its cool that sometimes people try to have one kid and accidentally have two kids. flavorful. more things should work like that. get married and suddenly there's a second wife. pass the interview and end up with two jobs. etc. keep em guessing

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

When you get lots of really good books for really cheap in great quality it lowkey feels the most illegal out of the deal based shopping. like how the fuck are they letting me walk out of the store with this without tackling me. these are people's life's work and I got that shit for $3

if i was a youtuber i wouldn't be taking sponsorships from stuff like audible or honey i'd be reaching out to babybel to ask if i can be paid in cheese to hype them up

If a system needs to be abused for poor people to get the help they need, I don't think poor people are the problem.

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

they need to bring back patronage but for posting. if you’re good enough at blogging some rich person should pay for all of your living expenses so you can focus on your art

Heterosexual pride flag