hey qt!

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

i don't know who needs to hear this but "parasocial relationships" aren't inherently a bad thing. they're just things. like all relationships, they can be toxic, but just because you enjoy a cc and are invested in their content and personality does not mean you're doing anything bad. we gotta stop giving it such negative connotations lol

Why didnt syphilis just stop pushing the boulder lol

im sorry but everyone reblogging daft punk music today as if they just fucking passed away is so funny

one of them exploded. not funny

was driving with my girlfriend and spotted a vulture with a broken wing standing on the side of the road. there was an animal hospital nearby with a wildlife unit so we pulled over and picked it up and drove it to tufts. i think its got a good chance at survival and it feels good to have been able to make the call and help an injured wild animal out

the funniest part of this was showing up at the Tufts emergency room with all these average folks with their dogs sitting politely on leashes in the waiting room and us being two very sweaty, disheveled haggy dykes who are bursting in and nearly running up to the desk holding a vulture in nothing but our bare hands and the look of extreme shock and horror on everybody’s face

Gay culture is bursting into an animal clinic looking to get medical treatment for a carrion bird

Happy two year anniversary to the most heartbreaking moment in my Pokemon trainer career.

I just wanna hug you…

my econ teacher has been trying to teach about scarcity by having a limited amount of graph paper available for students who don’t have any (she has the last few pages in a pad and when it’s gone, it’s gone) but it’s very undercut by the fact that i have a whole pad and i’ll let people have a piece whenever they need it

she’s teaching scarcity, you’re teaching the value of sharing a resource when you have enough to spare

YES EXACTLY!!!!!

She's also the person that creates the need for the paper for assignments in the first place

Local Teacher Accidentally Teaches Students How To Resist Capitalism

lmao homeboy STRUGGLED

Idk who he is but I love him

This feels like a cartoon

This is literally what it’s like to own a rabbit tho

the muffled radio in the background and the person taking the video JUST COMPLETELY LOSING IT really make this

this is what 5 million years of evolving specifically to evade predators looks like

my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.

Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.

i could write this out as sheet music

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

there are only two genders: frog and pig

oh god

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha