suck me off yaoi style

dog im not reading that *collapses unconscious onto the floor* *gets back up but i look more sinister this time and red eyes* *more sinisterer voice* Dog... Let me read that..

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

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The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup