Here Be Scribbles

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

On a related note. I unreservedly support women reading problematic and barefaced smut. One million horny "Wife of the Wraith King" and "Captured by the Demon Destroyer" type books. My only wish is that they were good

if tumblr does that fucking stopping your dash scrolling to make you look at an ad thing to me at the wrong time on the wrong day im going to do something big to solve the problem

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

megan thee stallion could kill a man & i’d celebrate her

I’m very pro-rereading books you loved as a child at different stages in your life

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

they should make a substance to abuse that has no consequences

I can't believe we live in a world where there's an AI company unironically called "Palantir," and it isn't a parody. It's a real thing. I remember seeing a picture of an advertisement on here and thinking, "This HAS to be a joke. This is too on-the-nose to be real. They wouldn't honestly name an AI company Palantir, after the Seeing Stones from Lord of the Rings that are supposed to offer knowledge, but famously also might be feeding you misinformation from evil sources because 'we do not know who else may be watching.'" But then here I am listening to the BBC News discussing why the CEO of Palantir just published a Manifesto that sounds like it was written by a supervillain.

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

i cant believe you dislike my horrible vibe and cunt behaviour

Grace and Rocky are living in like this whimsical space adventure. Meanwhile, back on Earth, Eva Stratt just ordered her fifth assassination this week trying to stop WW3. The other day she replaced Jeff Bezos with a homonculus clone grown in a lab so she can repurpose Amazon into a humanitarian aid distribution network. She had a team of lawyers trick a demon into extending her lifespan by 30 years just so she can live to see through Project Hail Mary.