moon tell me if i could send up my love to you

adhd and weed will both have u like fuck i had to go look up pictures of the giant manta ray

don't infantilise yourself. you are not a child who needs an adult to make your decisions for you. you are a splendid and magnificent autocrat and you are consulting your trusted advisors. you are exercising great wisdom by inviting an expert to give their opinion before making your ruling. often the path of wisdom is to say "good morning, I'm trying to [perform task] and I have a question about [aspect], can you tell me who I should speak to for advice?" before you do it. sometimes the path of wisdom is to hire a plumber. there are times when you cannot do things for yourself but that doesn't mean you are not an adult. you don't need a grown-up. you need a specialist.

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

Instagram and tiktok are fucked because if you have generational wealth and a weird pair of sunglasses in NYC you can easily get 200-300 thousand followers for posting the same video over and over

when i was an old girl my mother took me into the village to see a jazz ensemble

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs

Born without the gene that makes you want to listen to other people’s DnD campaigns

you ever see a girl

you ever out driving and you see a girl so pretty you wanna get into a non-fatal car on-purpose with her just so she's legally obligated to talk to you? i've got a $500 beater that i pay an unsettling insurance premium on specifically for this tactic. protip if you wanna get in on the game: don't ever hit a newer-looking Kia Soul. i tapped this chick's bumper the other day cuz her hair looked like it smelled good and the impact sent my shit flying rearwards into a Chase bank with preposterous force. yup, all Souls model year '23 and later are made of hyperbounce rubber

look at our leftist dawg we r never gonna have a revolution they get mad at u if u point out poverty is man made by the upper classes instead of being the result of buying a caffeinated drink at the gas station

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

I have an original signed copy of the communist manifesto and marx wrote a note at the front saying that he hopes people use this text to be racist on the internet and divide as many people as possible. He also said that RPF is okay.

He said that RPF is okay

Yeah we heard you the first time

just making sure.

People have been saying stuff for years at this point