queer pranks played by lightning

evil version of my earlier post is ilya trapping shane against the wall of windows whispering in his ear about the landscaper is arriving soon to cut the grass so shane better come soon and do a good job licking it off the glass if he doesn’t want the guy to see. and ilya scanning every room in his house for where he’s gonna tie shane down. ilya hiding shane’s perfectly folded clothes while he’s asleep so shane can’t leave in anything but ilya’s clothes and ilya knows hayden will chirp him about it

ilya spent so long planning tuna melt day he thought ahead to which game was scheduled to allow him to justify shane spending the night and got groceries for a meal he could make them and picked out which of his clothes he wanted to see shane in and therefore he must have also thought about all the myriad ways he wanted to fuck shane that night. they had never spent that long together, long enough to go more than a couple times in a row, he was surely lying in bed watching shane sleep thinking about how long he should wait to get shane hard again but still make himself seem like boyfriend material. he was trying to decide if fucking shane up against the glass in his kitchen looking out to his backyard would make shane too nervous like in vegas with the windows or if he could get away with it if he fed him first. he was walking through his house before shane rang the bell imagining shane naked in every room. and after shane left and ilya went back into his bedroom to find shane’s clothes folded prettily on the dresser he seriously considered moving