queer pranks played by lightning

lowkey does anyone want some unopened bottles of testosterone cypionate. i can only give u the t not injection supplies sorry. or does anyone know where i can donate these. hmu

maybe scott wants to keep the divorce quiet so it doesn’t reverberate backwards through the hockey community and undo whatever progress was made when he came out and initially kip is like sure whatever but after a few too many bitchy possessive presumptuous comments about art that kip chose for the penthouse or their house on fire island kip is like actually Fuck you and write an (initially anonymous but it’s obvious) thinkpiece for some art magazine about Ownership and Legacy that goes viral bad art friend style and he can’t go to whatever the rich people equivalent of the bodega is without getting death looks from the other patrons and ppl working there

in my head troy and harris are basically dogs. like they’re running around in a field together. i hope they’re happy but with the polite smile energy i would give to a dog in public that won’t stop sniffing me as i walk past