queer pranks played by lightning

would you all hate me if i said shane has a wakeboard boat that he rips around the lake. would you all hate me if i said he loves tubing and wakeboarding.

[ID: A block of granite standing on some cliffs by the sea. The top of the block has been carved and smoothed out to look like water with ripples, like it is raining. End ID]

Ilya's "Not bad for first time" & "Okay, was fun" orgasm denial tease is !!!! what dreams are made of. And Shane's scared little "are you seRious?" You know Ilya plays that Shane Hollander voice crack over and over again in his head like a stim.

And then in the Vegas bathroom, “Maybe ask nicely” — “please suck my dick, please” — “No” with Shane’s shocked little breathless “w-what?” Do you think Ilya concocts a hundred scenarios a day to try to make Shane repeat that exact little flutter in his voice because I DO.

if ilya rozanov purred “such a good trick” in my face and then kissed me like i was ancient valuable porcelain with a five figure insurance policy and then proceeded to ghost me for 6 months i would kill him with a hammer