the name's Cal! welcome to my blog. whatever you're here for, best of luck finding it. I use she/he pronouns and binary terms (girl, boy, dude, lady), preferably in direct opposition to one another when possible
I like Mob Psycho 100, D&D, Homestuck, Undertale & Doki Doki Literature Club and have a Genshin Impact sideblog so that you don't have to worry about me posting about it here. I'm an adult scalie (type of furry) who really loves the water and the way light works inside it. I sing and play music on piano & saxophone and love Ancient Roman history/literature! the kind of person who wears black emo eyeshadow with an outfit that looks like it's from the 1930s
sometimes I make art :D you're welcome to use it as an icon/header/background/whatever with credit to Dykeyaoi on Tumblr!
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☝️ I don't tag slurs and reclaim several, as you could probably tell by the URL. be advised not to follow if it will bother you
✋ please don't tag my art as kin or ID unless we're friends and/or you have reasonable belief that I meant for you to
🤞 I'm mentally ill; some of the content I post & reblog may be disturbing, paranoia-inducing or otherwise uncomfortable. I'll tag anything unreal, exceedingly gorey, et cetera as such and you're welcome to ask for specifics. ex: I tag 'frogs' (with no tw, cw or slashes)
✊ when I say 'delulu' I mean actual delusions. don't use it or other words like it improperly
👉 images in original posts will be described, usually in an alt text ID. I also sometimes describe images in posts I reblog
👌 I have several tag collections that reflect facets of how I experience the world. they're mostly for me, but you're welcome to explore
🫰 if your blog contains frequent multi-reblogs/spam-reblogs of the same post more than thrice in a row, be aware that I probably won't follow it even if you are cool
🤙 I do not ship incest or children with adults, that's gross. trans women are women. I respect and accept mspec gays & lesbians as well as all identities which don't actively cause harm
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[Image ID: the first image is pixel art of a small person holding a yellow flower. the flower is taller than the person themselves, and has 8 yellow petals surrounding a brown center. the person has a small smile on their face and blush on their cheeks. next to the person is the caption, also written in a pixelated font: "here you go sweet Faggot".
the second image is the exact same, except the person is now holding a red flower with 6 petals, and the caption now reads: "here you go sweet Dyke". /.End ID]
Brittany Harris, the cellist, is apparently more on tiktok but here's her youtube - her website that seems a little outdate but at least has links to some of her tracks on spotify
King Legacy, the rapper, doesn't seem to have an online presence but by god does he kill it
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The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.
The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.
The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.
The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.
The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.
The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.
as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around
Yet another newly hatched egg here: I had a dream about being trans and the symbolism was so trite I’m kinda mad at myself. I was at a party having a bad time and then I found a mirror in a corner and my reflection was a girl and she was having a good time at her party. What kind of basic bitch Intro To Film 101 ass high school art class level symbolism is this.
The first dozen inceptions were a lot more subtle, but you weren't taking the hint.
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okay im sorry i know i come on here a lot asking for help but it's straight up dire in here. so basically i owed the government a lot in taxes this year because of a health insurance thing i basically had no choice but to do and it's all due in like. two weeks. and i haven't really been able to make payments because i've been needing to pay for other stuff (food, bills, transportation, cat stuff, etc.) and i'm needing to make a lot of big payments rn and it's stressing me the fuck out
so, yeah. that's the amount i have left (i scheduled for money to come out but like it's gonna be putting me massively in the red when it finally gets processed). if you have a dollar to share i'd really appreciate it. i can't really offer anything in return but you'd be helping me out a lot
okay i just scheduled for the final payment to come out but on top of this i have recently strained/sprained my hamstring and i cannot fucking walk which means i can't go to the store and get food so if anyone has any extra money to spare so i can still get food to me i'd really appreciate it. i know i ask a lot but it goes a long way
It is not surprising but still disappointing that with insane heat killing people in Europe, Africa, and India, the fact that it's happening in Europe is what's mentioned the most
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I’m so sick of the German media coverage for extreme heat being “just enjoy the summer near a lake/ in a pool :-)” so here’s what you should really do to stay safe:
PSA for heatwaves
drink enough water! At least 2 litres, up to 3 litres depending on how much you sweat. Avoid alcohol and caffeinated drinks cause they dehydrate you.
stay inside or in the shade as much as you can. Reported temperatures are measured in the shade, and it can be 10-15˚C hotter in the sun.
when you go outside, always wear a hat and sunglasses and wear thin and loose clothes from natural fibres that cover most of your skin.
where skin is exposed, put sunscreen on with SPF 50+ for lighter skin tones and at least SPF 30+ for darker skin tones. Depending on the UV index, you need to reapply sunscreen every 1,5 to 3 hours.
take short cool showers twice a day, let your hair dry in the warm air.
ventilate your home before 10 am and after 8 pm. In between, keep all windows and doors shut and shut the blinds or shutters too.
if you have an air conditioner, set the thermostat not lower than 24˚C to 27˚C so your body can adjust when you have to go outside.
if you can’t install an air conditioner, at least get an electric fan. Only use it when the temperature is below 40˚C or it will heat the body.
if your home can’t be kept cool enough, spent 2 to 3 hours in air conditioned buildings like supermarkets.
DO NO LEAVE CHILDREN, ANIMALS OR ELDERLY PEOPLE IN PARKED VEHICLES!!!
Feel free to add more tips in the comments! But don’t add climate crisis denial, we should be way past that.
