Mostly Baked

Oh there are some I had never seen <3

my favorite era in history is the one where people discovered you could make cartoons out of typography and newspapers would run articles that were just like “today dennis the intern figured out how to draw a dog with the typewriter so here it is”

time is a flat circle

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

that's how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

Blorbaux from my tapestries

I literally went to find this dress specifically to post it, damn it!

This is what the Series connector is for! Let your fics breathe, even if they are only drabbles

It also wrecks the ability to sort/filter by word count. If someone is looking for a story that is at least 10,000 words, that means they want a story that's at least 10,000 words, not 20 stories that are each 500 words. And me, as someone who likes short stories and often particularly seeks them out, won't see yours if I'm filtering for works that are 5k or less, for example. I am your target audience, and you're making it harder for me to find you!

rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3

if you're in your mid twenties and you're reading this you still have plenty of time to inadvertently topple a dynasty just by being really fucking weird and horny. don't worry.

I keep seeing the same thing except it’s a teddy bear made of this shit, but there’s no cover. It’s just raw lipstick you put on your key chain. Worst product I think I’ve ever seen

That sounds horrifying. Please show me?

I’ve been thinking about this daily since it crossed my dash

little mans is 100% correct.

I'm gonna put I AM BRAVE OF THIS MEETING on my cubicle wall at work and never explain it.

Think about the donuts of your day!

Hmmmmm. I. Fucked up.

crazy thang is whenever someone makes a post talkng about how xyz thing annoys them someone will always go 'oh so we're not even allowed to do [thing] anymore??' like no you literally can. that person just will not like you. if that is enough to stop you then its not that youre not allowed its that you are not capable of existing outside of the approval of others

why are you asking for permission. begging? are you a dog or a man

K my hot take of the century is the widespread mockery of 11-year-old girls’ original stories and works of fanfiction is just misogyny. Because I’m sick to death of seeing boys that age get called geniuses for using software that helps them write simple programs (when programming really isn’t that hard) while girls are called cringe and made fun of for writing tens of thousands of words worth of content at the age of ten and no one thinks it’s special.