nought but fumble-falls and guns and tumbleweeds

Honey (mutuals) I’m home! (logged in)

meeting odysseus was probably the best day of nausicaa’s life tbh like she grows up hearing songs of war hero celebrity odysseus sung in her court and then meets him irl helpless and sopping wet and he tells her she looks like a goddess. it’s straight out of a self insert teenage girl fanfiction like u know she would have loved blogging on tumblr about this this

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

but that's beyond the scope of this post

‘Death comes to pemberley’ is funny cos it’s like ‘what if we made a continuation fanfic of p&p but made it darker and edgier there is DEATH there is CONSPIRACY there is a SECRET BABY’ and half the cast of p&p isn’t even mentioned but it’s fronted by like. The best George Wickham on screen. And it’s weird but you’ll love it.

i hate when something is in 20 minutes

that's a cat ✅️

oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options