nought but fumble-falls and guns and tumbleweeds

i hope this email never finds you. i hope you are with the oul

good morning it's don't crash out Thursday where we try our hardest not to crash out. on Thursday

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

would you like to share with the class 🤔

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

would you like to unshare with the class

I would like one large order of intimacy and affection pls. With fries.

no offense but let’s be good to each other. forever. ok?

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims