nought but fumble-falls and guns and tumbleweeds

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

thank you for being alive to read this, I'm glad you're here

if you cover up graffiti with white paint you go to hell when you die. god told me so

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

NEED to inherit 10,000,000 dollars from a mysterious estranged relative i've never met before. like right now

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

not to be dramatic but i miss everyone and wish everything was different

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

I don't want kids so I easily get out of it fr

help i forgot this was all over some baby too

i wont even lie i thought he was going to kill her

about to read rumpelstiltskin as an adult so i can get the facts

we exist for love btw

These novel things are pretty good. I bet in a few years many people will be reading, or will have read, a novel.

So, uh... following that train of thought... what's deeply wrong with the Lord of the Rings?

Johnald Ronald Rolkien Tolkien built fifteen different elvish languages and wrote poetry in all of them and you ask me what was wrong with him

1000 excess deaths in June in the very warm country Spain where they have AC but yeah people are just weak

This might be a too complex idea for the shit stains for brains cohort who laughs at ordinary people who suffer: you’re doing the fossil fuel companies’ job for them and you too will suffer under climate change because you too are just ordinary people despite currently having working ACs. It’s akin to mocking people ahead of you in the firing squad queue.