Dr Daddy Cullen

i like both

women need to wake up and understand every feminist throughout history has experienced being called and compared to every terrible thing in the book. we're gonna kindness and politeness and understanding our way back to the 1950s. women have to start being angry.

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

Do you ever just want to give Edward a hug and a steaming mug of mountain lion blood and tell him it'll be ok

you do realise this is edward cullen we’re talking about right? the 104 year old virgin who has never in his life jacked off because he thinks it’s a scornful sin? you think that idiot knows about eating pussy?? you’re thinking of emmett, the ceo of head

Oh he def has never even heard of such a thing. I’m just saying his bros did him a disservice not making that part of the bachelor party run down. Emmett literally made a comment about not being able to touch her and DIDN’T follow up with a really TMI demonstration using some poor piece of decorative fruit Esme bought to stage the house with while Edward cried?? Unheard of.