Ruby🌙

walking down the street and saw someone walking the other direction with a pig in a harness and leash and I stupidly asked, "is that a pig?" and he replied, "I sure hope it is, it was a pig when I left the house"

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin

deactivated and took their manager's URL too damn

i love the way civil asset forfeiture cases are phrased

joining the USA vs 422 Casks of Wine war on the side of casks of wine

I know people like to clown on aspects of classic Disney films that don't feel grounded in reality. But I've worked both front and back of house in restaurants of varying quality. And if I found out our line cook or something served a full plate of spaghetti to two dogs in an alley, I would consider that like. Like not good. But possible.

Why the hell does [tumblr] app have a whopping 3.5gb of cache. What could it possibly be storing.

I’m in there. Hi. Please don’t clear it

Oops.

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go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE STOP TOUCHING IT

AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I have never seen a post that is so new and so broken at the same time. Once in a lifetime oppurtunity

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

i got vaccinated yesterday and instead of my arm being sore woke up to a sore leg… okay