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i-am-a-fish

Time for me to get my life together.

new bedtime schedule, 1 AM to 1:15 AM.

then, morning routine

1:16 AM: breakfast, eat 8 bananas no chewing

1:20 AM - (???): jog until unconscious

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sergle

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

theuntoaster

Is this…shipping discourse?

frances-baby-houseman

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

somerandomgit

gdaymer

And then Australia Post be like:

anxeious

this is making me emotional

bunchofdoodlesinspace

So we went on a trip to Los Angeles almost exactly a year ago now and one of the places we visited was the Griffith Observatory (HIGHLY recommend btw it’s so cool).

There’s a portion of the observatory that leads form one floor to another, iirc, and the whole way down the hallway there’s a timeline on the wall of the universe as we know it, from the Big Bang to today, marked by various signs explaining each significant moment. I got to the end of it and read the last two signs and took a picture that still makes me emotional when I look at it:

Our time in this universe has been so short, and yet, look how far we’ve come. :’)

oneswordstyle

Level of respect a class of teens I have to teach art to have for me when I walk in: 0%

Level of respect after I draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard: beyond anything you could possibly imagine

oneswordstyle

the true reason i rarely teach classes is to keep my ego at bay

thehmn

One of the most heartwarming things I’ve ever heard a dog trainer say “A pushy pet who makes small demands and communicates their needs to you is a safe pet. It means they trust you and aren’t afraid of your reaction if they misbehave and push your buttons a little”

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i-am-a-fish

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

unspeakablearchives

(Source: Sen the donkey)

whineosaur

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

monchursouls

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

rat-in-the-grain

Hehehehehe

monchursouls

Can I fucking help you?

sasuke-offical

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

don’t care didn’t ask + you’ve projected onto this character to the point that your characterisation is unrecognisable to the source material

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goofballproximitysurveyor-deact

a-maiz-ing

The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that

macademmia-deactivated20260103

you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy

slashercatz

he sounds like an anime villain

ralzei1997

this is just the guy from that game slave 2 episode of invader zim

do-not-u-dare

oh my god

mintbees

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

#mari look #i see you.

mintbees

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

monsterfucker69420

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

dragon-in-a-fez

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

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witch-off

The Parent Trap but make it Deltarune

Roommate vent

My roommate came home and i started telling her i'm planning on taking my bike to get fixed and she cut me off two sentences deep to baby talk the cat so i gave up, but when i start making myself dinner she rants about work and if i dare interrupt she'll get upset. Okay

Plus she literally was talking about her job (which she does for an hour after she gets home from it every day, i know way too much about a place i've never been and people i don't know) and in the middle she cuts herself off and goes "hold on you don't know what i do" and starts explaining how cutting parts works in a condescending ass baby voice???? As if she hasn't explained it to me a billion times???? And then continued to yap my ear off about intrapersonal drama i do not care about.

But if i say three sentences, that's too much about my day and i don't even get a chance to tell her i applied for a few campus jobs. Cool cool

#yells yells

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