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i-am-a-fish

a quick candle shout out. I love candles

trans-girl-nausicaa

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

trans-girl-nausicaa

the bosses are allowed creampie while the workers are punished for a simple little hickey. in this essay i will examine sexual politics through the lens of Marxian analysi-

i-am-a-fish

guys please help im trying to remember the name of a song it goes like

but if you close your eyes

ayo ay-o a a oh ay oh, a a o ayo a ao ay o

does it almost feel like nothing changed at all

and then you close your eyes

ay o a yo a a o ao a a yo ayo a ayo ayo

but then you closed your eyes

a oh ay yo a a o aoh a ayo ao, a a o ao

and now your eyes are closed

ayo a oh a a o ay oh a a o aoh a ao a o

laciffo-natas

I read this but closed my eyes in between each line because I didn't read the song part

And I was like wow it does feel like nothing changed

spontaneousmusicalnumber

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it.

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”

sweetvantass

theres a lot of evidence throughout the movie to say that the armadillo (whose name is bibo) is a god.

they first find him in the jungle, where an armadillo has no business being

they find the entrance to the city, while being followed by him

he is present when the volcano starts to erupt (previous concept art also showed him in the background actually stopping the eruption)

miguel and tulio sucked ass at the ball game, so they used Bibo as a ball. He ricocheted himself all over the place and defied physics to get into the hoop every time

they come up with the flood plan to stop cortez when bibo pushed a glass over in front of them

famouslysleepy

YOUR TELLING ME THEY USED GOD AS A BASKETBALL?

localfriendandcrab

I actually think the god wanted to be a basketball as a form of enrichment but yeah

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slimeful

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

squeakitties

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

squeakitties

twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

stevishabitat

canisalbus

✦ Cinderella ✦

canisalbus

I might have misread snooter and thought "oh, I suppose he could have a scooter. He's going to race after the pumpkin carriage with his trusted Vespa."

memorycycle

their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son

i-am-a-fish

Time for me to get my life together.

new bedtime schedule, 1 AM to 1:15 AM.

then, morning routine

1:16 AM: breakfast, eat 8 bananas no chewing

1:20 AM - (???): jog until unconscious

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sergle

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

theuntoaster

Is this…shipping discourse?

frances-baby-houseman

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

somerandomgit

gdaymer

And then Australia Post be like:

anxeious

this is making me emotional

bunchofdoodlesinspace

So we went on a trip to Los Angeles almost exactly a year ago now and one of the places we visited was the Griffith Observatory (HIGHLY recommend btw it’s so cool).

There’s a portion of the observatory that leads form one floor to another, iirc, and the whole way down the hallway there’s a timeline on the wall of the universe as we know it, from the Big Bang to today, marked by various signs explaining each significant moment. I got to the end of it and read the last two signs and took a picture that still makes me emotional when I look at it:

Our time in this universe has been so short, and yet, look how far we’ve come. :’)

oneswordstyle

Level of respect a class of teens I have to teach art to have for me when I walk in: 0%

Level of respect after I draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard: beyond anything you could possibly imagine

oneswordstyle

the true reason i rarely teach classes is to keep my ego at bay

thehmn

One of the most heartwarming things I’ve ever heard a dog trainer say “A pushy pet who makes small demands and communicates their needs to you is a safe pet. It means they trust you and aren’t afraid of your reaction if they misbehave and push your buttons a little”

i-am-a-fish

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

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unspeakablearchives

(Source: Sen the donkey)

whineosaur

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

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