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An iconic UK bookstore is offering visitors the opportunity to vandalize Harry Potter books for 25 pence. The Bookish Type, the trans-owned bookstore in Leeds running the promotion, will donate all proceeds to gender-affirming healthcare costs. Good fundraising idea or bad messaging? 🤔

oz-me

There are four kinds of ASMR roleplays. Normie shit. Your cranial nerve exams. Your Dentist office. Your doctors office. Basic vanilla stuff. Then you have the creatives: Where its a cranial nerve exam, but its being done by an alien, or the guy that fixes woody in toy story 2. Where they have a plot to the asmr video thats a bit eccentric, but still solid. And still safe. Then you've got your weeb girlfriend roleplays. Or your more romance focused ASMR videos. Not my cup of tea. I prefer my asmr platonic in 99% of instances. But the final. Absolute slam dunk genre. Are the ones where its like: Being decomposed by mushrooms in the fae forrest. Giving you a lobotomy in the back of bestbuy. Color blind exam but its gaslighting you. An entirely Japanese asmr video that involves an enslaved puppet forced to clean your hands for one coin a piece. I wish we had more of option 4. Because those are the ones that really shine.

kalcoun

My personal favorite ASMR video is the one where she bedazzles your face and talks about how her life and relationships have all fallen apart due to her bedazzling addiction. It's by Sung Mook and probably falls into Category 2. She also does other scuffed concepts like "doing your makeup in jail," etc.

Another video that's up there for me is the "fixing your brain" surgery ASMR by Valoulette (Category 4). So many of her videos read like the viewer is either getting hella scammed or the service you're getting is a thinly veiled front for a cult. She has lots of Category 4-type ASMR videos, especially involving surgery/body horror and purple/goth vibes.

myvagina

“vagina”

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I was innocently buying a soda and a Kit Kat bar from a snack shop recently when the cashier said, "Oh, a Kit Kat! That's what I named my cat!" and then launched into An Monologue.

Nobody was behind me in line, which seemed to be a good reason for her to treat me to a five minute retelling of the identification, rescue, and argument over initial custody of Kit Kat, who was so small they thought when they first heard him crying for help that he was a bird and not a kitten in a tree, and is now fifteen pounds of "pure, sculpted lardass".

And I didn't mind, precisely, I wasn't bored or anything, but around the time she was bringing me up to speed on Kit Kat's current status it occurred to me that this woman is a cashier in a store that primarily sells candy bars and beverages. People must buy Kit Kat bars from her multiple times a day. Does she do this every time there's nobody in line behind the purchaser? Did I just have that I Own Several Cats And Will Enjoy Your Cat Stories look about me? Was it the first time it occurred to her that she sold the brand of candy bar she named her cat after? Was she new to the job of selling Kit Kat bars?

The idea that every time she sees a Kit Kat bar she is gripped by the urge, Manchurian Candidate style, to retell the story of Kit Kat the Cat, elevates her from a friendly cashier to a deep enigma. Truly there is no knowing the mind of another.

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IT GETS FUNNIER

I was in the same snack shop, which I'm in, like, once a month, recently. I only recognized her because I spent five minutes listening to this monologue in sincere wonder. But I did recognize her, so as I was buying a soda and a Milky Way bar (this time) I said, without thinking about how this would come across, "Hey, how's Kit Kat?"

She looked genuinely horrified and said, "What...how?"

"Oh fuck!" I blurted. "Sorry! You told me about him last time!"

This is still quite cryptic as responses go but she gave me a frankly frantic look of sudden recognition and said, "He's fine! You bought a Kit Kat! I was unmedicated!"

I did not inform her she is small town famous on Tumblr and instead just said, "Glad you're both doing well!" and we parted as confused and mortified friends.

Gosh she's fun. I hope she's there next time. I want to reenact the Spiderman Pointing meme with her.

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draconym

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

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sabertoothwalrus

people in the notes are being mean to kui about this 😭 it wasn’t a dig I was excited at how easily accessible a lot of the assets she uses are!!

currently my white whale is the couch from this page

I just KNOWWWWWWW this 3D model is out there somewhere but I’ve searched all over csp assets

sabertoothwalrus

TWO YEARS LATER AND I FOUND ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

clowngirlpony

Pack of hamburgers enjoying the carcass of a freshly killed hashbrowns

helenvaughans

"crime" for conservatives is basically just existing in public as a person of color

dragon-in-a-fez

always thinking about that Oxford study that found half of adults define "young people hanging around in groups" as "anti-social behaviour"

stantler-and-walrein

>"anti-social behaviour"

>looks inside

>socialising

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>L'enfant plaza metro

>Les enfants

absolutelyzoned

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...

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Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

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Reblog to sip the juices thrice

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kristina100000

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

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peri

seeing support for lazy eye in any form is so fucking rare and it bums me out. shoutout to people who have a constant lazy eye. shoutout to people who have an occasional lazy eye. shoutout to people who have both eyes that are lazy. shoutout to people who are somewhere in between, a mix, or have a lazy eye in an entirely new way or in a way that is hard to describe. i love you. you don't look stupid, you don't look unattractive. you are beautiful as you are, and anyone who sees you lesser for this isn't worth your time.

pukicho

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

beaniesandbells

What’s doing the killing

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