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Thinking about him (the lendbreen dog)

fjordfolk

In 2019, a 16th century dog emerged from the ice in a mountain pass between Lom and Skjåk. He was a grown male, around the size of an elkhound, and had experienced injuries that were healed by the time of his passing. He wore a wicker collar.

peachnix

new product for angels who want to lose their wings

sabertoothwalrus

fixed it

ultrafacts

A cyanometer is a device used to measure the intensity of blue in the sky, often used in meteorology and atmospheric studies. It typically consists of a series of blue color patches or a color gradient, allowing the user to compare the sky’s color to these reference colors.

im-a-goat-in-disguise

Do you like the wheel of the sky

friend-crow

Well I like that it doesn't take 5 minutes to scroll past.

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trauma dashboard

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sphinxofgrease

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

futzingbarton

what

sphinxofgrease

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

futzingbarton

oh my god

genderhasnobearingonability-blog

well wooden shoe look at that

nerdismyhobby

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE

lepidopteragirl

deadbeat group chat member

dragongirlsnout

dude you can't hate me just because my pussy secretes a rich and viscous royal jelly that enthralled your girlfriend. get over it already

dragongirlsnout

ok. director's cut: i always pictured this exchange taking place in a nice café. like a "latte is 8.65 but it's a good latte" kind of café. and you get little brass numbers for your order to put on the table. but anyways; i'm getting coffee with this cishet couple. like hetero jessica and jakey. and he's already a little unhappy; maybe he didn't get the big contract at work, maybe he thinks this place is too fancy, maybe he doesn't like that his fiancé dragged him out for coffee with "one of those people". the specifics aren't important. at some point he goes to the bathroom, curses at the open-neck dual-cartridge burnished nickel faucet those fancy cafés love to have that always splash you, so on & so forth. but when he gets back, his beautiful college sweetheart is sitting on the floor between my legs with a dopey smile on her face and just absolutely SMEARED in orange goop. my legs and thighs too. very short dress. nothing left to the imagination. and of course jakey is not having any of it; he's spitting and screaming and whining and bargaining and what have you, but the other café patrons just start getting annoyed at him. someone`s grandmother tells him to stop making such a ruckus.

and there you have it!

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who is the Toronto baseball warlock

great-tweets

We just knew.

awed-frog

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

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larkiethings

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

darthmelyanna

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

tigerses

her!!!

madeofstarsandfairylights

Baby Miette!!!

ottermatopoeia

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

devil-with-three-heads

IT’S MIETTE!!!!

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radiqueer

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

aromanticduck

Transactional: everything has to be exactly 50/50 all the time, pay me back for the £5 sandwich or buy me something worth exactly £5, I refuse to make an effort for you if there’s nothing in it for me

Reciprocal: you were there for me when I needed help, and I’m going to do the same for you, it doesn’t matter if one of us needs more or is capable of less, because the point is not equivalent exchange but mutual care

trans

This has done more positive impact for the autistic community than any autism organization has.

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did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

probablysomethingtm

honkpilled shoomaxxer

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

byjove

things not to say when someone tells you they’re having a baby, from a transgender autistic guy named Algernon who has experienced a lot of trial and error:

Why? I know this is the question you want to ask. You are not allowed to ask it. I’m not sure why it’s frowned upon but you can’t.

You should name it after me. Not funny. No one laughs. A selfish statement that takes the attention off the pregnant party and shifts it to you. This joke is a flop, save it for the next pet they get.

Is it mine? It’s not mine. I have no testicles. If there is a possibility it is yours, they’ll tell you. Probably. No one wants an interrogation in this moment.

meganjoannamadeline

my dear legend Algernon, just "Why?" is actually hilarious and i promise it will be used

redstonedust

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

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homunculus-argument

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

flufflogic

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

lusamine-deactivated20200722

i just realised that with this new laptop ive lost all my reaction images

wretchedbitch

I save all my reaction images on a flashdrive just for these reasons

lusamine-deactivated20200722

noone cares

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