Genderfluid Genderdruid

The person next to me in the train station is eating dicks and it smells so damn good

Wait wait fuck goddamn, dicks is a burger brand, there is not a woman giving head right next to me, she is eating fries and I’m hungry for FRIES

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

Reblog and put in the tags what you think of as “your” emoji(s)

I wanna say farm life sims are ridiculous, but honestly if a butch girl who ran a farm talked to me every day and gave me flowers twice a week I’d be sucking her cock by summer

ok that's enough summer, we can head into autumn now

i love the very rare and fleeting opportunity to use a properly configured, highly capable print server, with all sorts of insane options. forget "COLOR: Y/N", try 45 degree low opacity watermark, with dropdown to select DRAFT/COPY/FINAL/SECURE/SECRET/TOP SECRET

love when mario loreheads point to the baseball games' "chemistry" mechanic like it represents interpersonal relationships and not the thing the mechanic literally is (how well characters can work together on a baseball team)

"did you know that toadette hates bowser more than mario does" well no, she's less capable of playing baseball with bowser than mario is. that's different

when someone says touhou like tuhu you can smugly be like um actually it's to whom