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finished MGS2 and uh, holy shit and what the fuck

probably the most insane games I've ever played which is saying something because I also played MGS1 this year

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Which of the is *not* something that happens in MGS2

A character named Fatman canonically built a nuclear bomb as a 10 year old

Romania villain who drinks human blood is called Vamp "because he's bisexual"

The president of the US grabs Raiden's crotch thinking he's a girl

A key plot point is terrorists attacking NYC, the game released in November 2001

Revolver Ocelot turns out to be like, a quadruple agent

The little sister of Otacon is a huge brocon who also pisses herself when met

Raiden's girlfriend constantly nags him every time you save

At one point Raiden has to sneak around while naked and covering his dick

Raiden gets a cool sword right at the end of the game

Raiden is a super soldier who trained in VR and has no irl combat experience

One twist is several of your allies were actually AIs that hate the internet

Another twist is the setting of the game is a beat for beat recreation of MGS1

Remaining time: 2 days 19 hours

finished MGS2 and uh, holy shit and what the fuck

gilettefusion5

The person next to me in the train station is eating dicks and it smells so damn good

gilettefusion5

Wait wait fuck goddamn, dicks is a burger brand, there is not a woman giving head right next to me, she is eating fries and I’m hungry for FRIES

abalidoth

lesbianrey

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

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inthetags

Reblog and put in the tags what you think of as “your” emoji(s)

#👀👍😅🙃📝💜🔥🤝🤔#I think that covers the ones I use on a regular basis

rioblitzle

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

oneheadtoanother

slitherpunk

lilyblisslys

I wanna say farm life sims are ridiculous, but honestly if a butch girl who ran a farm talked to me every day and gave me flowers twice a week I’d be sucking her cock by summer

lonelyvomit

ok that's enough summer, we can head into autumn now

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pandapecha

Music Ask Game: Titles Edition!

A song with a color in the title

A song with a number in the title

A song with a name in the title

A song with a place in the title

A song with an animal in the title

A song with a plant in the title

A song with a food in the title

A song with a time in the title (time of day, time measurement, etc.)

A song with a pronoun in the title

A song with a single-word noun title

A song with a single-word verb title

A song with a single-word adjective title

A song with punctuation in the title

A song with a symbol in the title (emoji, unicode, etc.)

A song with no capitalization in the title

A song with an all caps title

A song with 5+ words in the title

A song with a title in a foreign language

A song with a title that's difficult/impossible to pronounce out loud

A song with a Pokemon type in the title

gamechangershow

who did this

gamechangershow

hello???

werewolf-transgenderism

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

oneheadtoanother

csny

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

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peppershaker64

Without Jarona, it cannot be seen.

kremlin

i love the very rare and fleeting opportunity to use a properly configured, highly capable print server, with all sorts of insane options. forget "COLOR: Y/N", try 45 degree low opacity watermark, with dropdown to select DRAFT/COPY/FINAL/SECURE/SECRET/TOP SECRET

kremlin

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