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the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues
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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics
Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.
teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek
fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"
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Which of the is *not* something that happens in MGS2
A character named Fatman canonically built a nuclear bomb as a 10 year old
Romania villain who drinks human blood is called Vamp "because he's bisexual"
The president of the US grabs Raiden's crotch thinking he's a girl
A key plot point is terrorists attacking NYC, the game released in November 2001
Revolver Ocelot turns out to be like, a quadruple agent
The little sister of Otacon is a huge brocon who also pisses herself when met
Raiden's girlfriend constantly nags him every time you save
At one point Raiden has to sneak around while naked and covering his dick
Raiden gets a cool sword right at the end of the game
Raiden is a super soldier who trained in VR and has no irl combat experience
One twist is several of your allies were actually AIs that hate the internet
Another twist is the setting of the game is a beat for beat recreation of MGS1
Accepting identities I don't understand is actually extremely easy because I just go "this isn't about me" and move on with my life unbothered by someone else's identity, it's truly that simple.
i heard someone say once, “you don’t need to speak French to acknowledge that it’s a language that exists”. and i feel like more ppl need to keep that in mind when they come across something they don’t understand.
I miss smash bros speculation
2018-2021 was a magical time when people would talk about their favorite video game characters and anything was possible, even moreso than the Super Smash Bros. for prerelease-release-DLC hype cycle. people kept watching their made up rules get disproven and by the end of it nobody knew how to predict anything anymore
there's something I find charming about the category of characters that are like. notably popular ideas for smash bros characters completely divorced from their popularity as characters in any other context. like how a lot of people somehow convinced themselves that Geno from Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (1996) is an "obvious" choice for a smash bros character even though he's not even the most popular character from the mario rpgs
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finished MGS2 and uh, holy shit and what the fuck
probably the most insane games I've ever played which is saying something because I also played MGS1 this year
Which of the is *not* something that happens in MGS2
A character named Fatman canonically built a nuclear bomb as a 10 year old
Romania villain who drinks human blood is called Vamp "because he's bisexual"
The president of the US grabs Raiden's crotch thinking he's a girl
A key plot point is terrorists attacking NYC, the game released in November 2001
Revolver Ocelot turns out to be like, a quadruple agent
The little sister of Otacon is a huge brocon who also pisses herself when met
Raiden's girlfriend constantly nags him every time you save
At one point Raiden has to sneak around while naked and covering his dick
Raiden gets a cool sword right at the end of the game
Raiden is a super soldier who trained in VR and has no irl combat experience
One twist is several of your allies were actually AIs that hate the internet
Another twist is the setting of the game is a beat for beat recreation of MGS1
finished MGS2 and uh, holy shit and what the fuck
The person next to me in the train station is eating dicks and it smells so damn good
Wait wait fuck goddamn, dicks is a burger brand, there is not a woman giving head right next to me, she is eating fries and I’m hungry for FRIES
every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities
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i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.
on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.
someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please
