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this is genius!!!!
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Ok so not only is this person a fantastic singer, this is also fucking hilarious
This is amazing!!!
The execution.
The Ending.
The woman was giving up the parts normally used to INHALE to commit to the bit.
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âwhat my sims do when im offlineâ
I watched this video like 5 times before reading the caption cause I thought I was having a stroke.
just learned about a building in london that is so poorly designed it becomes a death ray that melts cars and creates a downdraft effect with wind so powerful that it knocks full grown adults to the ground
imagine being knocked over by a gust of wind from this ugly ass building and then being cooked TO DEATH by the sun reflection like what a way to go
i learned about this like last year or somethign and this building is literally th satan come alive. building that tries to fucking kill you and fry you like an egg
top ten buildings that Want To Harm You
this building is like I Will Flip You Over Like A Hamburger And Fucking Cook You
The use of the present tense isnât quite accurate because they did fix the issue immediatly after this so its no longer a death ray but yes it did partially melt a very expensive Jaguar. Its nickname âthe walkie talkieâ got beautifully bastardised to âthe walkie scorchieâ following this. Its also widely accepted to be the ugliest of Londonâs skyscrapers.
And I just wanna bring up the fact that this is not the only monstrosity built by Rafael Vinoly - heâs also responsible for the eyesore of Manhattan that is 432 Park Avenue.
Residents here have repeatedly complained about the realities of living in this haunted pool noodle, including âcatastrophicâ floods, loud bangs and creaks, and an elevator that refuses to work when its windy.
I would say we should stop letting this guy make buildings, but he only seems to fuck over millionaires so Iâm not in a hurry to end his career just yet.
@branovices itâs my pleasure to inform you that the Vdara âdeath rayâ Hotel is also the work of Rafael Vinoly
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Rafael Vinoly waking up and choosing violence like
hey so tumblr just added this thing (community labels) and by default ALL these category filters are set to remove anything labelled with these from your feed entirely (not just blurred).
Please remember to go into your settings and adjust them to what you prefer! if you're under 18, you won't be able to adjust them as they are set to Hide until you turn 18
this is what it looks like in settings (i have everything set to Show, the default is Hidden)
hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premiumâ˘ď¸ to âget rid of ads!â which werenât even there at the start
I hate being the generation that remembers when I could easily find episodes of anime and whole ass movies on YouTube.
Hate being the generation that remembers when YouTube videos would buffer when you pause them, allowing the entire video to load and let you watch it without interruption even on slow connections.
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Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone
Happy 22/2/22 day!
Not to mention that today, 22/2/22 Pluto has finished its trip around the sun which started in 1774.
Girls will be girls.
This radiates such chaotic energies.
This is Asobi Asobase. And this is literally the entire anime, just girls releasing chaotic energy and while sometimes showing off the best goddamn slap stick Iâve ever seen.
I will never NOT reboot this!
âLife is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien â and I do, he was a giant of fantasy and a giant of literature, and I think he wrote a great book that will be read for many years â you do have to wonder where all those Hobbits came from, since you canât imagine Hobbits having sex, can you? Well, sex is an important part of who we are. It drives us, it motivates us, it makes us do sometimes very noble things and it makes us do sometimes incredibly stupid things. Leave it out, and youâve got an incomplete world.â George R R Martin (source)
no disrespect to george rr martin but this quote cracks me up bcos every time i see if Iâm just like, no george⌠you canât imagine hobbits having sex. ;P
FOUND IT & I say again: I can imagine hobbits having sex just fine.
Georgey boy here forgetting Samâs 13 kids.
he didnât forget about them. he just doesnât understand where they came from.
Thatâs even funnier, then.
george rr martin, looking at the gamgee family tree and crying: wh-where⌠where did they all come fromâŚâŚ.
this man is apparently under the impression that we need sex scenes to understand that sex exists in any given story universe and honestly that explains so much about his writing
It really does
HOBBITS FUCK GOOD AND THEY FUCK OFTEN
âWhen we are going to have sex?â
ââŚWeâve already had it.â
âWeâve had it once, yes. What about second sex?â
Does he realize The Hobbit is a childrenâs book?
âI mean itâs very whimsical and fun but where are all the sex scenesâ
âSir please leave this bookshopâŚâ
lack of object permanence but with sex
Wasnât gonna reblog but the last comment killed me
I love this, though, because my favorite thing about Superman is he isnât Batman. I love Batman too, but Superman isnât a dude who decided to live his life in pursuit of a vendetta against society when he was eight and then just did nothing for the next two decades but get super jacked, become the worldâs greatest detective, and memorize every strategy used by every winner in every field of competition in history. Superman is a very good-hearted person who knows how to bale hay, use AP Stylebook, and break meteors into manageable bite-sized pieces by hitting them real hard. And Iâm not saying Superman isnât smart. Heâs a bright guy, heâs just not like, one of the celebrated geniuses of the DC Universe. The best thing about Superman is he is basically a normal dude who happens to be orders of magnitude stronger than anyone else. Normal dudes have brain farts. Normal dudes are presented with a life-or-death situation they have less than four seconds to resolve and make a decision that is not optimal. Normal dudes arenât typically asked to rescue a child from a 10,000 ton machine bearing down on him at 85mph, but if they were, they would probably sometimes panic a little and do dumb shit like ruin a train when they could have just whisked the child to safety.
I think sometimes Superman makes the wrong decision, not necessarily to the result of extreme catastrophe, but something like this, where everyone is standing around clapping and cheering and the kidâs parents are weeping in gratitude and they want to pose for a picture for the 6 oâ clock news with Superman and the conductor, and in the crowd someone is like âWhy didnât he fly the kid out of the way?â and rather than rolling with the fact that the emperor is naked his friend just says âShut up, Drew, itâs Superman.â
And then, because I also love Batman for very different reasons, I imagine that later on the same day Bruce Wayne gets a phone call and Clark Kent is like âHey, Wayne, I uh, need a favor.â
âDo you now.â
âYeah, I, uh, kind of owe the Union Pacific Railroad $60,000.â
âOh, and whyâs that?â
âCome on, donât do this to me. It was all over the news.â
âIâm prepared to write you a no-strings-attached check for the full amount on the condition that you explain your entire thought process from beginning to end.â
Anyway, thatâs why I like Superman.
this is god tier commentary
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idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each otherâs clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and itâs lowkey killing the mood a little
Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.
The more that I think of it the more I'm seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.
Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can't see and hiding all your weapons under the sink
...Oh
second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but thereâs already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.
awkward
Itâs not that thereâs already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that thereâs so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like âI can explain!â and youâre just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like âI can also explain.â
my personal curse is the knowledge that I function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable of independently establishing or maintaining that structure and routine
Donât forget this special feature: at the same time hating when people tell you what to do
AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF
this post is about plastic dinosaurs
VIDEO: Living Under Israelâs Missiles
Four boys of the Bakr family were killed by a missile strike during last yearâs incursion. Their surviving family members are still scarred from the attack.
More than anyone, children bear the brunt of regular Israeli military assaults on the Gaza Strip. During the 51-day war in the summer of 2014, 551 children were killed and 3,436 were injured. But these gruesome figures say little about the psychological state of the nearly 800,000 children who have survived the periodic bombing campaigns. After the final cease-fire that ended Israelâs Operation Protective Edge on August 26 of last year, UNICEF estimated that at least 425,000 Palestinian children in the besieged Gaza Strip require âimmediate psychosocial and child protection support.â
[ The physical wounds of Gaza children might have healed, but they live with enduring psychological trauma ]
Succulents that look like something out of this world
Clear Succulent Plant
Rose Succulents
Bunny Succulents
Some of the fantastically strange plants like the mermaid tail or the opal-like clear succulents look like theyâre from another planet and something that aliens keep on their alien desks in their alien offices.
If you want to get one of these peculiar succulents for yourself or for your loved ones as a gift, the mermaid one is called a crested Senecio Vitalis while the clear one is the Haworthia Cooperi plant.
Haworthia succulents are popular because of their âleaf windowsâ which let in a lot of light for the plant. The âwindowsâ also minimize water loss from evaporation because the rest of the plant is buried underground. Haworthia plants also have accordion-like roots that pull them deeper into the ground so that they can thrive.
Unusual Succulent
Trachyandra
Albuca
Haworthia plants are easy to take care of and are great succulents for beginners: just pop them on the windowsill and theyâll be happy. Especially if you plop it into some gritty soil.
In general, succulents need plenty of light and you need to rotate them occasionally so all parts of it can enjoy the sun and to help it grow straight.
Overwatering is a big no-no, so check the soil regularly: if itâs dry, get your watering can ready. Also, keep in mind that succulents need more water during Spring and Summer and barely need any in Fall and Winter when theyâre âresting.â Finally, wipe the dust off your succulents to help them grow and become your picture-perfect plant-pals.
Lithops
Conophytum Bilobum
Succulent
Euphorbia
Kalanchoe
Stapelia
Unusual Succulent
Mermaid Tail Succulent
Pageae
Orbea Variegata (Starfish Plant)
Crassula Umbella
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Literally all of these look fake as hell đ¤Ż
@jethr0dull I hope you wanted to get tagged in some cool succulents today
@inadaze22 look at these special babies đ
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i can't believe a bunch of grown men named Josh showed up to some random park with the intention of fighting each other and then let some four year old named Josh win. there's so much hope for our society.
