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The thing is that Hillary Clinton is so lucky that she is running against someone who is so viscerally awful and also a consummate liar because she’s managed to like get thru this election w basically 0 accountability for numerous actual shit things she has done, and even when her opponent brings things up that she should actually answer for (Haiti, her treatment of rape victims, etc), it gets drowned out by his general propensity for lying, misogyny, and also is easily hand waved away by his own flagrant offenses

oh my god this aged like milk from a dead cow

sometimes I think I’m the only one with any real self awareness and it’s fucking exhausting. Literally everybody I see lately seems like they are so unaware of the limits of their extreme and bizarre behavior and call out others for doing what they do but not even as severely as them, or don’t understand they are doing the thing they are actively describing as disliking. I’m fucking aware of the bullshit I do, but frankly it’s kind of hard to be mature when nobody around you has object or situational permanence.

coming back to tumblr after a few years and anyway i'm autistic

#TEMPORARY AND SMALL JOY IS STILL JOY NONETHELESS   (via smokeandsong)

literally me in therapy this morning

Needed to see this today.

Reblog and put why dudebros would call you ‘forced diversity’ and ‘totally unrealistic’ if you were a fictional character in the tags

they should make a weed strain called get up bitch clean your apart ment

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

OP has literally forgotten the face of their father but go off I guess

This was a silly reference to Stephen King's Dark Tower series but I'm glad to know that everybody else also has a normal and fun relationship with their parents as well

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

I don’t know how you can look at this shit and not be radicalized

the almost contentious but intimate relationship between a woman and the book she’s been trying to read for a year

the real healing from cbt happens when you complain about it to your friends

I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

Forever a favorite

World Heritage Post