stop calling children demons

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

#being nice is important #Bad Thoughts are just electric jello having an Experience (via @thursdayplaid)

we need to talk abt the power scaling problem in playing pretend :/

you cant just be invincible i GOT you i fucking got yoiu with my powers ok??????

NO-

Cool how someone can wax rhetoric about their incompetent partner being unpleasant but I'm suddenly the asshole for being like, idk sounds like you're with someone who sucks. "You don't know them like I do" okay!! Notice how there's no way I'd know that since you haven't shared anything positive!

The bulk of heterosexual humor appears to be "joking rant about real grievances" and the expectation is you join in with your own (gendered) horror stories and when you're like "I don't have this issue and maybe you shouldn't either," you've broken an unspoken rule about joint suffering

The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time