who would've thunk?

like what is so funny about sirius & orion is that we are calling them brothers but are they not. the same baby. are they not the same baby given different names kind of arbitrarily on the day.

the way he has a heavy scythe my favorite weapon class everyone who knows me knows are my signature but it's not an exalted weapon because i hate exalted weapons but the heavy scythe still features prominently in the kit. the way he has my favorite gyre augment that's impossible to fit on her builds because she has too many good augments but built into his kit as an innate function. he's so perfect. i feel crazy. i feel so crazy.

please understand that this is a joke when i type it but this is like some sick yaoi elsanna situation they're doing to me right now

KIND OF GENUINELY LOSING MY SHIT OVER #THEBOYS

styanax prime officially accepted as an apology for gyre prime being kind of ugly.

see the thing is the way to make ffxiv really fun again even though it has gotten far too easy is by getting just like moderately high not enough to dilate time but enough to help you z-target.

if my job ever causes me to become a public figure it will be really funny because i will be heavily transvestigated both for bigotry reasons but also because several trans men & trans mascs in my life have told me i have tboy swag.