No One Of Consequence

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual

Trial by wombat

i dont think we acknowledge enough how insanely brave people who commission nsfw fics are. they basically go into the dms of strangers and go "here is every single kink ive been into these last few months and fifty dollars for you to do something about it" while most of us can barely ask the barista for extra sugar. i want what they have

My doughnussy is being censored </3

why did tumblr hide my mutuals doughnussy for 5 months

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

“are u okay?” no i need more money

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

you’ll achieve the most you can if you go at your own pace