roma★
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
styofa doing anything
tannertan36
ellievsbear
Discoholic 🪩
Andulka
trying on a metaphor
Claire Keane
PR's Tumblrdome
dirt enthusiast
pixel skylines
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
One Nice Bug Per Day
Kiana Khansmith
@theartofmadeline
AnasAbdin
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
i don't do bad sauce passes
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Finland
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from South Korea
seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Canada
@modernprometheusunbound
I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
post so bad tumblr offers 5 delete buttons and no post button
[id: screenshot of broken tumblr queue footer ui with one reorder button, 5 delete buttons, one edit, and one unreadable button where post button should be./end id]
even your sicko friend has a friend that's more of a sicko than them. it's like how your therapist has a therapist
You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
*motivational voice* it is always possible to make things worse for The Character
Winter’s Chill - Part 3
This is a continuation of the winter’s chill comics Part 1 and Part 2! The links lead to the previous parts :)
Not everybody wants to be your friend, Swordfish 😬
This is part 2 of the winter dragon’s comic! See part 1 here!
Wheeew I am NOT drawing backgrounds again for a while! I hope you enjoy this ending more than the first one’s! :D
Webtoon | Patreon | Redbubble
I know we all know how much the rest of the Hail Mary crew would’ve loved meeting Rocky (RIP Olesya Ilyukhina you will always have a special place in my heart) but you know who we totally forget would’ve loved to meet an actual, intelligent alien?
Eva Motherfucking Stratt
Everyone forgets (especially movie fans since I don’t think they even brought it up for y’all) that Stratt wasn’t a scientist like the rest of her crew. Sure, she was definitely smart enough to understand most of what they told her, but it wasn’t her field of study. She wasn’t a biologist or a chemist or an astrophysicist, she was a historian. She was also recommended for the project because she was an incredibly talented diplomat. Canonically, she’s fluent in at least seven languages, and probably speaks several more- give her a day, and she’ll understand Eridian almost as well as Grace. The atmospheric testing, the experimentation with Xenonite, that’s all her crew. But getting to know an alien race, learning all about their language and their history and their culture? That’s her thing, right there.
TL;DR: If anyone would have been absolutely fascinated to sit down and learn about society on another planet, it would’ve been Eva Stratt. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
all all all
Federico Castellón's illustrations for Edgar Allan Poe's The Mask of the Red Death, 1968-69
The figure was tall and gaunt…
stop him and strip him, I say…
the dagger dropped gleaming upon the sable carpet…
and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.
this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.
listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.
it's E.
you remember this shit?
it's this. 67 is E.
i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.
#on the one hand I understand that some people don’t want to read smut
Like 85% of tumblr users hate and loathe embarrassment based comedy with every fiber of their beings, but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure their audience that the embarrassing scenes are skippable.
Lots of people dislike tragedy but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure the audience that the death and grieving scenes are skippable.
Stop trying to pass off self-censorship as “accommodation.” Stop trying to pass off pandering as “inclusivity.”
Your audience can smell your fear, and it smells rancid.
