Transgender Amanda Young

I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

there's been a horrible almost accident at the hypervigilance factory

everyone talks about the ocasional like from the respected mutual that makes you go oh thank god you haven't unfollowed me but no one ever talks about how it will never be on a good post. it's never you at your posting best it's always on some bullshit like: made sanbwich. with loaf (bad pun for love)

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

do u wanna see the gromit sweater i knitted last year

one of my favourite human songs-and-dances is when someone notices someone else is lying and, for no particular reason besides love of the game, helps them get away with the lie without ever explicitly acknowledging they noticed. nightmare social animals.

I genuinely cannot explain to a non-writer what it feels like when a chapter suddenly clicks. it's not satisfaction. it's not relief. it's this horrible specific feeling like you just remembered something you never knew. like the story was already there and you finally stopped being in the way of it. i don't know what to do with that feeling. i just close the laptop and stare at the wall for a bit.

The specific humiliation of sharing your writing with someone and then watching them read it in front of you in real time. they pause. why did they pause. that was a bad pause. now they're nodding but what does the nod mean. now they look up and say "wow" and you need to know IMMEDIATELY what kind of wow that was. there are at least six different wows and only one of them is good and you have aged fourteen years waiting to find out which one.

it's scary the amount of people who wholeheartedly believe that men and women are fundamentally different creatures

It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure

i have never understood the description of like "an inverted triangle" hey guess what. its a shape not a jar of peanut butter. it doesnt have a right side up. 🔻🔺📐▶️ these are all just natural states of le triangle