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I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

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affirmations for my printer:
you are not out of paper
you have so much paper
itās okay to function as intended
you are not out of ink
i just refilled that cartridge last month
you can connect to that computer youāre supposed to connect to
youāre allowed to print things
āoh no, my audience has begun to guess the big twists of my story and are accurately predicting what will happen!ā
incorrect response: write the rest of the story to be as twisty, shocking and counter to expectations as possible, regardless of whether this is a logical or satisfying way for the plot to go
correct response:
can someone elaborate on the āmake hoaxā and āpost angry tweet about āleakāā part. iām stupid and donāt understand things
sure!
(youāre not stupid. I posted this thinking it would amuse a handful of mutuals who all knew the context and that would be about it, so I didnāt think about providing any other explanation. I had no idea it would spread this far.)
Iāll start from the very beginning just to be thorough. so this is Alex Hirsch, creator and head writer of Gravity Falls, a show which had a big focus on mystery, conspiracies, codes and ciphers, etc. the whole plot is kicked off by one of the main characters finding a mysterious old journal in the woods, which detailed all kinds of weird and supernatural things, but then ended abruptly with the author saying they had to hide the journal because they were being watched. the central driving mystery of the show, therefore, was the question of who wrote the journal and what happened to them.
now, the thing about Gravity Falls is that, while it must be said that the writers werenāt always quite as sure of their plans as we tend to like to think they are, it is very much a fair play mystery, with legitimate clues to what was going on. but the writers were caught off guard by how quickly the show attracted a dedicated audience, including a lot of people outside the primary presumed demographic, who started solving the clues faster than expected. so some of the fans were able to correctly guess who the author was before it was revealed in the show, and the theory started spreading. this put the writers in something of a panic, because this was THE mystery that the whole story revolved around, with ¾ of the show building up to the dramatic reveal in the middle of season 2. they wanted it to be a mystery that could be figured out, sure, but they werenāt prepared for people to solve it so far in advance of when it was planned to be revealed, which would have really taken away from the big moment. they werenāt going to change the main story itself, but having been caught unaware by how much attention the fans were paying, they wanted to up the ante and make the mystery more complex to solve going forwardābut first they needed to buy some time and throw the fandom off the scent for a little longer.
hence, Alexās plan as described above. they whipped up a fake shot that appears to give away the identity of the author as being another character in the show, put it on a screen in the studio as if it was a real animation frame, took a picture of it, and āleakedā it online. it was initially decided to be a hoax (albeit, I think, presumed to be a hoax originating from outside the production team), until Alex posted this tweet:
ā¦before quickly deleting it (though not so quickly that it didnāt get seen, of course).
it worked well enough to distract most people for a while, and wasnāt revealed as a hoax until a year later, when an episode aired that definitively proved that the supposed screenshot could never have happened, at which point Alex owned up to the whole thing as seen in the tweet above. by then the episode with the real reveal wasnāt far off, and while people did still work it out ahead of time, it was more of an āOH MY GOD I KNEW IT!ā moment than a ābooooooring, weāve known that for agesā moment, which of course was what the writers wanted all along.
personally I find this a fascinating approach to dealing with the problem of spoilers, because it doesnāt affect the story itself at all; if you watch Gravity Falls todayāor if you were watching it when it aired without any significant contact with the fandomāyouād never know about it. ultimately, the problem the writers were facing wasnāt that some people might guess the answer to the mysteryāthey never wanted to make it completely impossible to predictāso much as it was that they hadnāt designed the story to stand up to so many people working on the puzzle together, which resulted in a sort of total output of puzzle-solving ability that far outstripped the capability of any one solo human being. so their solution is something thatās very much targeted toward delaying that group problem-solving, without actually affecting the experience of any individual person watching the show.
plus, itās very in keeping with the overall tone of the show.
and now you know!
if your audience guesses the ending of your story
donāt:
change the ending
do:
gaslight them
I hate I when I get an idea for a novel. Like oh no here starts the slow sad slip nā slide to dissapointment again.
You ever been 30,000 words and hundreds of research hours into a project when you realize hey wait a minute. I donāt like this. This is bad.
Ok adding to this though that even though it is extremely relatable, this is a KNOWN thing with professional writing. 10k is often referred to as "having a pot boiling" or "having a stew" - it's the point where you often see an idea coming together and it's exciting! But THEN... 30k-50k is the point where that fun has to start coming together. In theatre, it's usually week 3 of a 5 week rehearsal period where you have to stop talking about the play and really get it all up on its feet and cohesive. In art, it's committing to what are going to be the final visible layers of colour and texture, in sculpture the moment where you're truly at the point of no return with carving out the shape.
It usually feels really bad. Because this is the point it becomes real craft. It's so, so difficult to really be able to identify if it's truly not going to be anything or you're just in the hardest part of the process, and really the only way to know is to... write through it. Write it badly. Or, if you really can't, put it in a drawer and come back to it after a few months of breathing space. Remember, you can fix so much in the edit, but you can't fix nothing!
(I say, fully looking at my latest draft of my book and considering throwing it in the bin. But my editor said exactly this to me, so I'm passing it along.)
this is 100% true. I've written 6 complete novels at this point and every single time around the 40k mark I feel lost in the woods. Nothing seems to be working. I feel awful; I can't sleep. I keep going even though I'm convinced I'm going to fail. And then... It's like leaving a tunnel and getting back out in the sunshine. Stuff starts coalescing. Things that weren't working have obvious fixes. I "can write" again, except I was writing the whole time. It just felt hopeless in the moment. It's not. You just gotta get out of the woods.
Ah yes the Slough of Desponds. Professional author with 13 books, and this is normal for me as well. (Checking for tension issues usually helps!)
Lmao I literally wrote a whole blog post abt it once.
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every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics
i think the wrist strap is what really pushes this over the edge for me. can't forget about the wrist strap.

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"kids deserve good art instead of slop" is also the wrong takeaway. the kids need slop too. ideally from the moment you start reading board books to your kid you should try and work in a ratio of like 7 things that are actually good to 2 that are mid but have potential and 1 thats complete dogshit. this will allow them to start exercising the parts of your brain you use to form and develop media opinions as soon as possible. follow my instructions to the t and gen beta or whatever the hell they're gonna call the next one will start producing the kind of experimental webfiction the likes of which we are not yet capable of imagining. you'll see. you'll all see.
how it feels to enjoy multiple contradictory headcanons for a character
Party rock is¹ in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time (Yeah)²
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¹Pretty sure itās āparty rockers.ā³
²LMFAOās āParty Rock Anthem,ā Sorry for Party Rocking, 2011
³Itās āparty rock is.āā Ed.

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