fresh oats

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

I went to Escher Sentence Island and more people were there than I was

i went to garden path sentence island and some flowers

hold on..if you accidentally took my peeing penis instead of my sucking penis... then that means...oh my god.......what have i been peeing out of................

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

Eventually we get larger from eating them

impressing the milfs at the parent teacher conference by unflattening pennies

hey sweetie I'm gonna leave my pressed pennies on the table can you make sure not to unflatten them while I'm out

askjeeved how to reflatten wife cents urgent

my wife flew a plane in an emergency situation and saved our lives in her dream last night and it was incredibly vivid to her and multiples times throughout the day today she has said quietly under her breath “I flew the plane…”

she describes how she had to use all her strength to pull the yoke down (she knows all the cabin terminology) and send the plane practically vertically through the air to avoid crashing into a mountain range and she keeps calling it the “miracle over the mountains”