fresh oats

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look

the purpose of a toy is what it does

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

the repeated asking for money from the sandwich artist yesterdaymakes it clear that subway is fine with exploiting the voices of transmisogyny-exempt (TME) trans people for their own prophit

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

they're making the omelas child go to therapy so it can learn about interpersonal accountability and realize the impact that its confusing and antisocial behavior has on the people around it

try not to laugh for 10,000 years challenge ends in failure when on the 3,652,424th day a delightful tumbling beetle causes me to chuckle whistfully