chaos engine

LMFAO theres these dickhead customers that come in with their loud as hell kids sometimes. order a shit ton of food, make a mess of my lobby, and scream at their kids the Entire time theyre in here. really shitty awful people. came in trying to order 6 foot long meatball subs, i only had enough for a 6in. said they come back after shopping, asked when i close, and left. i have to heat up an entire thing of meatballs for these fuckers. they come back like literally 45 minutes later and i let them know my lobby closes in 30 minutes because i wasnt sure if they were eating here. dude FREAKS OUT. "okay thats why i asked you when you close" yea. you didnt say anything about sitting in the lobby and i answered your question. i also didnt think youd take almost an hour to get back here when it takes like 10 mins to heat up meatballs. the fucker leaves without getting anything. BYE BITCH LMFAO

me and my new coworker lamenting we didnt get to see noah kahan at fenway lmfao

my lips are chapped and im not going to make it

ive been increasingly thinking about petscop more often lately. ghhhhhhhh