Lover of the sneeze, friend of the people ❤️

i'd love to be used as a tissue during one of your colds ❤️

That's so flattering to read oh my goodness. Thank you ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

I could not avoid my situation and I became absolutely overcome by a sneeze tickle deep in my nose, so i was frozen hitching so so loudly and rapidly and someone said to me, "are you sneezing?" - I wasn't yet! Also couldn't answer.

In an alternate universe I responded with no my nostrils are flaring wider than hula hoops and my 20 hitched breaths are almost being shouted (it was pollen) because I am not sneezing. Don't speak to me again Antonia! Lol at least wait another 45 seconds for me to make a exhibition of myself! Lol ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

Does it count as sneezing when you're building up? Its called pre sneeze for a reason- is pre sneeze a term anyone outside of our world uses?? Now i think about it idk if i have ever heard that term anywhere before.

Please feel free to bless them all now ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

Yes absolutely. I have a really long cold fit that I just need to be bothered to find the time to edit out all of the hitching, rapid fire cold sneezes and spray before I can post it.

Lol jk, as if I know how to do that or could be bothered 🙃

It is seriously too big for here though - you know how long it takes me to sneeze a cold tickle out - so I just need to make a link when I get the chance and can be arsed.

The biggest issue is that I never know if my sneezes will go rapid. It is rarer than you imagine despite what I post. When I'm building up to sneeze I just don't know if there will 0/ false start, 1 sneeze or 19865543. It usually depends on what is making me sneeze and where in my nose that tickle is forcing my sneezes to come on.

Normally I do everything I can to avoid being with people when I'm sneezing so as soon as my nose tingles, even before my breath catches I'm looking to exit the scene but I was sat next to someone the other day and I was overwhelmed by my sneezes and after about 8 sneezes I fell into an insane set of rapids.

The humiliation coursing through my body as they were tutting and said "is there any need for that?" And eye rolling me as I started to hitch for a following sneeze was not the ideal snzario fantasy moment 😂😂 I don't think they were up for catching them for me lol.

Reactions vary drastically but it would be so refreshing if they could be received in that world as they are in this! I've tried stifling through them but if anything that makes the whole thing even more desperate.

I hope these are what you had imagined? I can't go on being cruel any longer 😂

I just don't know which ones to post but this is short enough to be allowed here. I'll post ridiculous big cold fits when I figure out how to very soon.

I do feel mostly better now thank you. Fever, raw throat and flu have cleared and it just lingers in my nose but my sneezes are a touch calmer now and probably less contagion in their mist.

It was touch and go for a while but i was a brave soldier buried under a mound of tissues and permanently building up for a few days 🤧🤒

Thank you for your well wishes ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

Belated Merry Christmas 😂

Your christmas miracle took a little longer than usual.

I don't know how i got through all of those December parties unscathed this time but i've just been to a social event where I was just surrounded by people sneezing their colds around me. They may as well have just sneezed their colds straight up my nose! They must have been so contagious.

This last week I have been absolutely floored by the one I have caught so please feel free to come and catch this one off me. You would be very brave to get too close to these sneezing fits! 😂

Once I feel better & have the energy and can climb off my sick couch I'll go through the ones I managed to catch and post a few versions to see if you still feel the same about them.

Regardless of how I tried, holding sneezes back with a cold is not happening so to try and reduce any pain in some kind of self preservation mode I tried changing sounds to find the least painful one 😂

I was like

haaacheee ouch 😭

huuchhhh oww 😭

hnnttchhh agghh 😭

heeuuahhh oww 😭

haassshhh nnnnn 😭

Htttssshhhh aaaahhh 😭

Huuchuuuh owww 😭

I have never heard myself make these sounds before lmaooo

🤪🤪😂😂

Thank you - your hopes worked for last year 🫶🏼.

This year they have really taken a turn right now. I'm absolutely knocked out with a massive cold now - i was starting to think i was immune! It doesn't feel v sexy to have bright pink, sniffly sneezy nostrils, be hitching vocally, aching limbs and I've sneezed desperately maybe 500 times today so far 😂. I'm such a mess right now lol.

I hope to share some highlights very soon and I hope it will still sound gorgeous for you.

It's never too late to hope your Christmas was also merry.

Brace yourself for a late Christmas gift because I am really coming down with a terrible cold. Oh my goodness my throat pain, body aches, headache, voice loss and insanely dramatic sneezes are all increasing by the second ☠️

Hello- i don't have naturally high pitched sneezes - AT ALL - but after a tricky start I hope you think i improved?

Let me know if this was what you wanted.

Sorry for the tissue covering the camera later on. The screen was opposite me and the lens was getting too misted and then my hitches blew it over the lens but I didn't notice with my eyes flickering shut.

Thank you for the ask, it was fun to try! ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

Hello 20s fan girl!

I hope you will still send me this message through your 30s-150s ♥️ (it takes me so long to answer the snasks that you may already be!) 😂

I feel v lucky to have my sneezes adored and i hope very soon I can post some more to test if you haven't changed your mind.