Lover of the sneeze, friend of the people ❤️

"Might be"??!!! Might???? 😡😡

😂😂 Thank you 😘

Hello! No there's nothing new about the rapid sneezes. The difference is that when I initially started posting content - ironically to get over being embarrassed about how I sneeze- I got a barrage of negativity about the rapid ones so for a long while I edited them out or didn't post if my fits went rapid. Obv since then idgaf about anything like that as neg stuff comes with every post. I just didn't understand back then at all so everything stays in now.

In terms of cause, idk I usually find that when something just really hits the most sensitive part of my nose I get so desperate to sneeze my body just can't sneeze fast enough to shake the tickle. It doesn't happen every time at all and I have no idea if they will even mid fit which is exciting.

I know what the cause is here though! I hope you still like them when I'm overcome? ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

Sure! Don't take them for colds and flu. They aren't for viral illnesses or something along those lines.

RIP in peace. #pollen 💣

(The hack is using vaseline on your nostrils to catch the pollen before it heads up your nose).

Hello - well I haven't worn a knight helmet since the early 17th Century so my memory is a little hazy.

Helmets aren't something that have really been a thing in my life but I did once attend a fancy dress party as Spiderman which included the full over the head face mask. This was around 10 years ago maybe

I found myself accidentally standing next to flowers that I couldn't see and sneezed like crazy wearing it.

From memory I could still put my finger under my nose when I was building up but have to laugh at cupping my hands in front of my masked face while sneezing which was as much use as a chocolate fireguard 😂

i'd love to be used as a tissue during one of your colds ❤️

That's so flattering to read oh my goodness. Thank you ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

I could not avoid my situation and I became absolutely overcome by a sneeze tickle deep in my nose, so i was frozen hitching so so loudly and rapidly and someone said to me, "are you sneezing?" - I wasn't yet! Also couldn't answer.

In an alternate universe I responded with no my nostrils are flaring wider than hula hoops and my 20 hitched breaths are almost being shouted (it was pollen) because I am not sneezing. Don't speak to me again Antonia! Lol at least wait another 45 seconds for me to make a exhibition of myself! Lol ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

Does it count as sneezing when you're building up? Its called pre sneeze for a reason- is pre sneeze a term anyone outside of our world uses?? Now i think about it idk if i have ever heard that term anywhere before.

Please feel free to bless them all now ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

Yes absolutely. I have a really long cold fit that I just need to be bothered to find the time to edit out all of the hitching, rapid fire cold sneezes and spray before I can post it.

Lol jk, as if I know how to do that or could be bothered 🙃

It is seriously too big for here though - you know how long it takes me to sneeze a cold tickle out - so I just need to make a link when I get the chance and can be arsed.

The biggest issue is that I never know if my sneezes will go rapid. It is rarer than you imagine despite what I post. When I'm building up to sneeze I just don't know if there will 0/ false start, 1 sneeze or 19865543. It usually depends on what is making me sneeze and where in my nose that tickle is forcing my sneezes to come on.

Normally I do everything I can to avoid being with people when I'm sneezing so as soon as my nose tingles, even before my breath catches I'm looking to exit the scene but I was sat next to someone the other day and I was overwhelmed by my sneezes and after about 8 sneezes I fell into an insane set of rapids.

The humiliation coursing through my body as they were tutting and said "is there any need for that?" And eye rolling me as I started to hitch for a following sneeze was not the ideal snzario fantasy moment 😂😂 I don't think they were up for catching them for me lol.

Reactions vary drastically but it would be so refreshing if they could be received in that world as they are in this! I've tried stifling through them but if anything that makes the whole thing even more desperate.

I hope these are what you had imagined? I can't go on being cruel any longer 😂

I just don't know which ones to post but this is short enough to be allowed here. I'll post ridiculous big cold fits when I figure out how to very soon.

I do feel mostly better now thank you. Fever, raw throat and flu have cleared and it just lingers in my nose but my sneezes are a touch calmer now and probably less contagion in their mist.

It was touch and go for a while but i was a brave soldier buried under a mound of tissues and permanently building up for a few days 🤧🤒

Thank you for your well wishes ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

Belated Merry Christmas 😂

Your christmas miracle took a little longer than usual.

I don't know how i got through all of those December parties unscathed this time but i've just been to a social event where I was just surrounded by people sneezing their colds around me. They may as well have just sneezed their colds straight up my nose! They must have been so contagious.

This last week I have been absolutely floored by the one I have caught so please feel free to come and catch this one off me. You would be very brave to get too close to these sneezing fits! 😂

Once I feel better & have the energy and can climb off my sick couch I'll go through the ones I managed to catch and post a few versions to see if you still feel the same about them.