I Look Nicer in the Brochure

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

boss makes a lemon i make a lime. we work at the citrus factory

Peasant who I transported from the late Roman empire: So, has the mother church agreed that the Son and the Father are homo ousios or homoi ousios? Me: Next up, I'm going to need you to try one Dorito that's Flamas flavor and one that's Flamin' Hot Limon flavor. I'm particularly interested in whether or not they seem different to you. Peasant: Please. My eternal salvation in the heavenly kingdom depends on it. Me: After that, I have a Lay's chip called "All Dressed", and I'd love to hear what you would guess is the recipe

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

climb on my back brother. stow your goods in my baskets. i'm headed this way anyway. just trying to get this carrot, you see. although it has eluded me

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope