rimouskis

there will come a time in your life when you find a song that you will love, that you believe is so wonderful, and this will lead you to listen to the rest of the artist’s discography only to discover that everything else they’ve ever put out is total dogshit. don’t get too upset. take the song as a gift and move on

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

hate when I rb a post that i think is just good but it turns out it's vaguing like fifteen other posts and now it looks like I've take a Stance even though I just woke up and haven't even been born yet truly

everything’s gonna be okay allegedly

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