rimouskis

Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics

Trying to do anything online today is like: (tries to visit one website) would you like to speak to our AI agent? Can we send you a newsletter? Would you like to take 10% off your first order? Have you heard about our summer sale? Do you want to opt in or opt out of cookies? Can we use your location for personalization purposes? Can we spray paint a picture of a dolphin on your torso? Can we put you in a bottle and then put the bottle in our pocket? Can we follow you around for the rest of your life and play a tuba every time you walk, at the pace and cadence you're walking at? Can we kill you and eat you?

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rip to c. s. lewis, you would’ve hated ai

don’t date. a sports team can also let you down for the rest of your life and doesn’t move into your house.