hockey etc etc etc

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

right up there with work today

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

shopping list

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

I start thinking like a dog. "me? I am friend!? yes I am friend! I love you! we go eat snacks and sit on grass!?"