hockey etc etc etc

you’re telling me NOBODY tried to embezzle millions during the purge? nobody went to best buy and stole 15 TVs and 100 iphones to resell?

i know i’m not the first person to criticize this but it just pisses me off so much like i fundamentally cannot fuck with the franchise ever because the very first thing i’d do on the “all crime is cool with us” nationally enforced day is wipe everyone’s medical debt overnight

I feel like you guys are blogging without me

I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means

all those posts about being vulnerable are just trying to trick me to come out there so a bird can swoop down & eat me

divorcebearing hips

99% of fanfiction is absolute dogshit bathwater and that’s beautiful, I love that, I love that the barrier for entry is nonexistent, I love that anyone can do it, I love all the badly written porn, I love that it’s just creation for creation’s sake, I love it. Except when it’s something I’m into. When it’s something I’m into, then I’m gonna need everyone to step it up.

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small

yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with