minus all the losses I've had nothing but wins

I bring a sort of "rulers who abuse their power and exploit their people can be forcibly replaced by those who may not be perfect but will measurably increase the average person’s quality of life" vibe to the function that world rulers don’t really like

DELETE YOUR FUCKING BLOG

It's crazy that I used to live without the saluting emoji

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexifly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

Sometimes you can tell when a fandom has been starved for new input for too long because you can make an objectively mid text post like “hey guys, I like a scene in this show” and it gets 600 notes.

being anti-amatonormativity in a romance centered world is like watching half the people you know put all their eggs in one basket and then drop the basket and all their eggs break and they’re crying and swearing they’re never gonna do that again and then a month later they have all new eggs in a new basket and they tell you the problem was they didn’t have a strong enough basket or fresh enough eggs and then they drop the fucking basket again.

blue jays liveblogger: I'M GOING TO KILL EVERYONE IN THAT STADIUM AND THEN MYSELF (the blue jays have the lead)