hello paris

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

happy holiday to those who celebrate

yes just yes

girly pop the moment you post that without adding a good thing too we will only see the bad thing, 2ich in this case is verry red, the flag is so red that all bulls in the world can see it

this man really woke up every morning and committed to painting the absolute dopest fucking pictures anyone could ever have imagined god bless

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

Wish me luck

SHIP NAME?!? haha- what are you talking about? We're not dating or anything 😳

we... we have a ship name!?

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief

the original?????

Hollow Knight Heritage Post

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

My first one was “poison smoke manipulation” which is acceptable then my second one is “Family Creation” which gives Princess Bubblegum’s candy kingdom as an example, so, I guess I’m making everything I’ve ever drawn into a real thing and if anyone doesn’t like it I’m going to asphyxiate them with gas.

Fanon:Personal Movement | Superpower Wiki | Fandom and Relativistic Immunity | Superpower Wiki | Fandom

Immunity Empowerment and Launch Immunity. I got them in that order, and I was CERTAIN the second one wouldn’t be an immunity, so I’ll take it. I guess I’ll go to an amusement part and see what kind of empowerment I get?

I thought that Launch Immunity was kind of lame, but after seeing the Relativistic Immunity someone got above, I’ll take the blessing that my immunity can even be activated in real life.

Symbiotic healing and timeline diversion prevention

Absolute Recovery snd Light Force Manipulation wich is a bit ironic the recovery one

@ladynoire-official remember this?

DIDNT HAPPEN. LIES. SLANDER. I DO NOT CHASE LASER POINTERS.

@ladynoire-official remember this?