A copy of a creature in your graveyard, probably

[talking in private to a tgirl I saw being pulled around on a leash by an older woman] many moons ago I slew my master, and now I am beholden to no one. I would do the same for you, my friend.

I'm fucking obsessed with Cupsy☆Yummy.  I love the rules text that has to say "Cupsy☆Yummy" every single time

They missed. 😔

no carceral sentiment or raised minimum sentence or punisher-logo-adjacent slogan or mob enacted justice could lower abuse rates 1% as well as just providing all people of all ages the financial and legal ability to separate themself from any living situation, regardless of familial or marital status, with ease and with the security of knowing they'll still be housed and fed

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

neighbor just asked if i was my wife's daughter