A copy of a creature in your graveyard, probably

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

SOMETHING CRAZY HAPPENS I SAY "WELL THAT WASNT ON MY BINGO CARD HAHA!" KNOWING FULL WELL IVE NEVER PLAYED A GAME OF BINGO IN MY LIFE. I REACH IN MY POCKET THE BINGO CARD HAS MATERIALIZED. EVERY SQUARE IS FULL. EVERYTHING HAS HAPPENED. I HAVE NEVER FILLED OUT THE CARD AND YET EACH SQUARE HAS ITS OWN MEMORY. I DO NOT KNOW HOW THESE MEMORIES APPEARED. I DO NOT RECALL PUTTING THE STAMP TO THE PAPER. I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES AND SAY "WOW! GUESS IT WAS! NOW HOW ABOUT THAT!" THE COLD WIND BLOWS

look upon my sons and despair

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

the thing about khorne is that sometimes it just do be like that

i really wish it was viable to make everyone else do ears training instead of me having to do voice training

Baptized that engine into working

If I was a plant I could photosynthesize and I'd say "I had a light breakfast ☀️"