BugNoir

Maybe we should all pick up archery... For funsies 🤔

— @officiallyladybug

a picnic sounds nice

as of today, JANUARY 31ST 2025, there are rumors within public health that the CDC and HHS websites are going to be taken down this afternoon. this will result in a massive loss of public health data and information.

to help us secure this data before the loss, you can help us archive these pages. instructions below:

download the internet archive web extension here for chromium and here for firefox

once installed, go into the options here, and go to "general"

3. check mark "auto save page" and change the drop down below to "within last 30 days" or "within last 7 days"

4. click through all the pages you can on cdc.gov and hhs.gov. the extension will automatically archive any pages that have been missed by others as we all scramble to save this data

Your wish is my command, random advertisement. I don't know what you expect me to do with your devilish concoction, but your wish remains my command.

I need to know what demographic hates this! Dentists? Dermatologists? General Doctors? Counter-Terrorist Organizations? Interpol? The USPS? Grocery Store Employees? The lucrative 18-35 demographic? Will I be put on trial for war crimes? But you don't tell me, you just tell me to mix one with the other and fail to tell me who hates this one weird trick!

It started off fine as I mixed them. It changed to the color of the toothpaste (white), and vaguely resembled lotion in appearance. Then I made a horrible error. I touched it.

I touched it and immediately nearly all of it adhered to my skin. Everything I touched thereafter gained a thin layer of vaguely minty-smelling slime. It was some unholy abomination of a substance. Water couldn't get it off. Soap couldn't get it off. It stuck to tile, it stuck to wood, it stuck to carpet, and it doesn't adhere to itself, so no amount of scraping with my hands could get it off, it just spread more.

Finally I had to get a sacrificial towel to wipe the substance off of me and everything I'd touched on the way to get the towel. Despite washing and scraping with a brush, my hands still smell like mint and feel slightly slimy. I can feel my skin burning from the mint flavoring of the toothpaste nearly an hour after getting it off my skin. I didn't even know that was possible until today. I could have gone my whole life without knowing that, but now I know.

@lilaceriserossi

@slimshadybug

@griffenoireofficial

@emonetteevil

@zoeleeofficial

@ladyblogparis

@ladyblogshanghai

@argosofficial

@adrienagrestebrandofficial

@officially-ladybug

@carapaceofficial

@julekacouffaineufficial

@rose-lavillant1

@chatblancofficial (moi)

@vesperia-the-real-bee-holder

@chloebourgeoisofficial

@lukacouffaineofficial

@marinettedesignsofficial

@duusu-peacock-kwami

@multimouseofficial

@feiwuofficial

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@kagamitsurugiofficial

@nothawkmothofficial

@ninolahiffeofficial

@cringecorekitty (the most popular of us all)

And the one who started it all:

@gabrielagresteofficial

These aren't all of them but all the ones off the top of my head! Please go follow my friends to get the full experience!

If you want to join us, then please do! Now that more of the miraculous are handed out we have more content for each character to cover!

There are a few inactive accounts as well that could be taken over. I have a few urls I'm willing to hand over! Just ask!

You can be a hero, a villain, a civilian, hell you can be that baby that always gets akumatized! The big break in episodes has left our numbers dwindling.

Anyway here's a bugnoir fanart from few months ago 🐞🐈‍⬛