everything i feel returns to you somehow

characters who arent canonically gay but whose behavior just makes no sense unless you read them as gay

#24 on ur spotify wrapped describes how 2024 will go, how screwed r u

#25 for 2025: What does your Spotify divination tell you this time?

i wanna know everyones #13 song on their wrapped playlist

The equalizer is still so funny. God was like ok Dean here is a gun which you can use to kill your gay son born of mpreg who you view as an extension of all the parts of yourself which make you feel weak and ashamed. AND you get to kill your literal self at the same time. Are you kidding me that must’ve been like Christmas to him.

when the grave desecration brothers show up asking where your dead relative is buried

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

Where did this even come from

This sho

Wierd :o

I want in

I call doubt

Hmm

I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”

i s2g-

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT

I dont believe this

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

Hmmm

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

yolo

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

Hm.

shrug emoji

BITCH FUCK ME UP

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

what is this mahogoney.

Dude wtf

((i am utterly confused))

oh))

*rolls eyes* suuuure

//:^)))

pls

Q?

OKAY LETS TRY IT

Not even some magical being can make me get something on my inbox, that shit’s a fucking desert

Askbox empty will wait to see what happens

Ah it works I’m not having a crisis or anything I’m so confused

hm

they said “sorry, got caught in traffic” I’m knDJSMSN

hm doES it really work?

What the hell is this

If this works it will be the second thing to ever be in my ask box oof

Aight let’s try

Let’s try this bitch

Let’s see if this still works

dont trick me, ya dingle

I know for a fact that if I do receive something I’ll be super freaked out for no reason.

Let’s see what happens. I’ve lived long enough anyway.

Come at me

I wanna

please

Hmm… Maybe?

Ive got mail!

Let’s go gaymers lmao

Why not? Will it bring people out of the woodwork?

I want to see what will happen X3

I’m willing to try it.

if someone calls dean her dad claire is like uhhh no he’s not. get away from me. but if someone calls him her old man she’s like hahaha RIGHT!! and dean is like ok blues clues shut up and eat your hashbrowns. but then when he’s driving home later he’s thinking 🫶🥰❤️💕💖 Old Man 💗🩷💖💕🥰! which he would never admit on pain of death (or if he thought he could use it to emotionally manipulate claire out of a bad decision).

four years out from it well it is a quite comedic to me if im being honest that they went there’s no confirmed bachelor or concept of a heterosexual suburban life partnering our way out of this for this one. send him to the big bridge in the sky we’re rolling this one out like the end of grease

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

Reblogging for the last addition

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

*likes a mutuals post* mayb they will take that as a sign that i rlly want to b friens with them