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I still remember the story my parents tell about me everytime I make a new friend. The wonderful story of the Baby Helmet.
I now realise I should have offered some context.
yes please i would love context thank you
Aight then. Buckle down cause I'm about to tell you the family famous Baby Helmet story.
When I was a kid, learnin to crawl and walk and shit, still a baby, my parents noticed something off about my head shape. So they took me to the doctor.
Turns out I was fucking up my skull formation plates by sleeping on one side of my head constantly which caused the plates to settle in a way they weren't supposed to be settling.
And the doctors baisically were like "On god bro we gonna fix this for you" and low and behold, a solution came.
A helmet. A thick, adjustable helmet that was meant to reshape my skull. I had to wear that bad boy for a while. It was white with purple butterflies on it cause they knew I liked purple and I liked butterflies.
However, there was a cost. And not a money kind. It was my parents sanity going and humor being cranked up.
Because instead of sitting around and being a baby and all that, I found a better use of the helmet.
I realised that it protected my head it gave me the best idea.
To hit my head on every fucking surface there was. It drove my family insane.
They would hear me bonking it on the tv stand, on the floor, on the table, my own high chair. I would even stand up and charge at visitors and my family's legs and just fucking ram into them and full baby speed. It was the most enjoyable pass time that made both me and my parents laugh their asses off.
However, one day at the doctors, they had finally deemed my head fixed and safe. And the helmet was gone (but we still got to keep it).
Now keep in mind that I had been going absolutely ham with this shield on my head for months. I had grown accustomed to it, as though it was a second part of me.
So after we come home from the doctors, we go into the living room and my parents let me and my twin play for a bit.
Soon came the need to bash my head against something.
So I got in position, ready to go. My parents saw it happening. They leapt up, ready to stop me. But they were not fast enough.
It all happened in slow motion. I slammed my head into the floor full force. Silence.
I lift my head. There are no tears or wails. Only confusion. I blinked. Still nothing. I was silent for the rest of the day, coming to terms with the fact that I lost my invincibility.
Never again did I bash my head or ram into people.
And that's one of the many family famous stories about me. And my personal favorite.
fantastic. absolutely wonderful. thank you for this story. reading this has brought me immeasurable joy as i imagine a tiny child ramming into shit with ruthless abandon. 10/10
I fucking hate math
2+2=4
What the fuck is this? I hate it
Space Is Not That Cool When The Ocean Is Already Full of Weird Shit
Does the Ocean have GIANT SPINNING BALLS THAT EMITE RADIATION?
no, but it has this thing!
Don’t forget about this other thing!
and these things!
i really like this thing!
I love the holographic special editions!
Come down the trenches! We have
Plastic bags
Old Man McGregor
Sea Swine
Underwater Lipstick
This Geek
Sheepshead Fish because Peopletoothed Fish was taken
A dick
Seizure machines
Seamus who I met at a Rave in downtown Seattle once.
Cosmic Brain if nothing was going on in there
And Much Much More
what the fuck
the second… thing… had me say, out loud, “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK” FOUR. TIMES.
It… didn’t get any better from there
The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.
“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.
“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”
I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”
She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.
Children: #HACKED
Also if you have a crying kid give them a cup of water. You can’t cry and drink at the same time and it gives them a chance to calm down.
Tell them their going to run out of tears so they drink the water.
My mom does this at her preschool after awhile the other children start offering the crying child little cups of water.
The mental image of 20 3yos clammering to give another crying 3yo a glass of water has me on the edge of needing a glass of water

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Spinel: *exists* Yellow Diamond:
when you find funny post but all the comments are annoying so you go to the original post to reblog it and later find out OP is either certifiably the worst or just bizarre in general so it looks like you follow them since you reblogged directly from them when all you really wanted was a simple laff with the boys
I just realized Vore day falls on August the 8th.
That’s 8/8
That’s like.
Ate ate eat eat idk
Fun fact: The common belief is that vore day is on 8/8 as a pun of eight/ate, but I’ve heard that it was actually started by Japanese artists and the way 8/8 is written in Japanese is a pun on the sound a growling stomach makes.
Meaning we have a wonderfully cross cultural shared pun going on and if that isn’t the coolest shit then you are simply wrong.
!!!!!! That is the coolest!
why is there a vore day
i queued this four months ago happy vore day
HAPPY VORE DAY
Is there rly any softer scene than when o'malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕
This Is Love 😍😍
Not to mention when he found she had kids, he was thrown for a second, then proceeded to not only still help her, but dote on them too.
“Not all men” you’re right, Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Malley would never.

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the way artists draw themselves is so funny like we all make ourselves look like exhausted gremlins and then there’s fucking. elmer “butch” hartman who managed to make his self insert oc look like a complete and total douchebag
I Literally Have Never Seen A Man Be So Self Absorbed
OP it gets worse. Theres an actual character in The Fairly Odd Parents that’s a caricature of Butch Hartman (And voiced by him) named “DR. Rip Studwell” and his defining character trait is being hot
He changed his icon bc of this post specifically
good.
Because we’re not allowed to think of ourselves as pretty, hot or even think nice about ourselves????????
you have a south park icon
Bitch Fartman
i might just fuck around and put a loaf of bread, a wedge of cheese, and an apple into a handkerchief, tie it to a stick, and hop on a freight train headed west
💛🧡💚
I love this so much
💚🧡💛
ALL OF THIS ugh my heart
Some positivity for your day
This is my proof that there are still good people in the world.
say hello to the fuck slug
Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.
I need them for um reasons lol
Let’s take a look at it one more time
Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is
Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

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toy story 4 spoilers
shaggy’s got a fucking gun!!!
as you wish
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