time is taller than space is wide

so.....is there anything with which the lion does concern himself ?

the four children who wandered into His world through the back of a wardrobe

I love you evil recollection era Washington. You were such an asshat. You toted around Doc in a wall the way my friends tote around oversized jangly keychains. You shot Donut. You got hit by a car. You reacted to every minor and major setback with the same annoyance and violent tendencies. I need you carnally.

I know padme’s friends were tired. oh so you’re marrying the hormonal teenage space monk who lives halfway across the galaxy that the you’ve seen a total of two months in the last ten years? are we sure this is love or do you just think he’s hot? bc you’re a queen turned senator and he’s emotionally stunted and in a cult. maybe we should at least wait until he cuts off that rat tail perchance?

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.