Youre Sooo Jealous Of My Severed Head

mel blanc fuckign yelling

today’s bird is this Black Crowned Night Heron outside the train station. what are you doing over here buddy?

The first time I saw one, it was 3:45am, I make my turn into the parking lot of my very first jobs, and it scares the absolute piss out of me. I hadn't started birding quite yet and was very confused at what kind of chicken was hanging out at the grocery store parking lot this early in the morning. She was truly just standing there. Very fond of these lil freaks

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).

and no, actually, this is not USA specific and no, actually, people from other countries should not ignore this post. police violence and sanism weren't invented in the US and they are certainly not unique to here. if you (or anyone) thinks that this bullshit doesn't happen elsewhere then you are not listening.

The queer liberation library (a free online library specifically geered toward queer literature) is doing their annual fundraising. Given the current state of censorship in many libraries around the US, I think something like this is extra important. Please donate if you can!

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

happy pride month to conditionally gay muslim garfield

then i hope for peace