idiosyncrasies

public safety officials hate me for my limp corpselike swag and tendency to float facedown in large open bodies of water

Tomorrow maybe I will prepare my favourite dish, Rice With Ingredient

This! Or I might mix it up and make…Noodle With Ingredient!!

I’ve been fucking around with Potato With Ingredient lately

yknow what? helmeppo training with zoros sword while being butt ass naked was NOT something i expected to see today

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

A departure from rigid, binary gender norms benefits all of us.

sometimes i'm like 'jesus christ tumblr is awful' but i remember that at least it can't come close to comparing to the sad bitterness of the people who live on twitter. checked in on the site and currently there are thousands of people losing their minds yelling at some random woman on there because she made a tweet about how she likes to sit in her garden in the mornings and have long conversations with her husband. so you have people replying with stuff like 'UMMMM some people don't have gardens OP, this is a really tone deaf thing to post :/' yeah tumblr wins every time

of course, whenever something like this occurs, the next step is that people online have to dig something up in order to retroactively justify whatever they're doing, so people are rooting through her old tweets to find some antivax posts. which is bad! but 1) those posts were clearly dug up after people were losing their shit over a random stranger posting something nice about their life; it's just a convenient post-hoc justification for something that would have occurred either way, and 2) even if someone is a really shitty, terrible person, even beyond the fact that nobody was aware of this while they were being a bunch of miserable weirdos, my instinct when a stranger posts something nice is never to complain about how them being happy is insensitive to me, a person they've never heard of before? even if they're a bad person? like that still says something about you as an individual right? it's so clearly irrelevant to what's going on here and yet it was such an inevitable result of this because this is how twitter interactions work. that's the script. time is a flat circle

i dont know exactly how to articulate this in a way other people havent but everything is too fast now. 24/7 news cycle, online focuses that last for hours instead of months or years, songs written just so ten seconds can go viral. movies and books churned out to meet some nebulous income quota. idk. im motion sick

I’m loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It’s interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone’s gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

Shit I’m gonna start crying that was so beautiful

Reminds me of when I was very little. I barely remember it but my parents and godparents have told me about it many times. I think it was SeaWorld but it could’ve been somewhere else. I was like two. And we went to go see the dolphins. Well my mom held me up so I could see them properly. One of the dolphins saw my mom holding me up and thought my mom was showing them her baby. So the dolphin swam off then came back with her baby to show my parents. After a few minutes my mom set me down and I started running back and forth and the dolphins swam alongside the glass with me. So they showed off their baby to us and then played with me afterwards.

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

2 people have now suggested this post to me, and it is good. good leefs.