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must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

:/

a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

Markiplier does on the surface seem like an odd choice for directing and starring in a serious scifi horror movie, but in terms of getting scared at a computer screen and dying badly in space, his resume is remarkably stacked.