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the absolute best thing you can wear out on the town is three bracelets. three bracelets is the best possible accessory. three bracelets is the tops

yuuuup no shirt no shorts no nonsense just three bracelets

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They say there are other worlds out there beyond the stone sea, but I think that's stupid nonsense.

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

Gif sets are SO important to me. Yes, please take this scene and break it up into 4 or 6 three second loops that I can study over and over to appreciate the small details of it

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

do you ever just … picture a whole scene, a whole fanfiction in your head, you know how to place every single word of the english dictionary that you need (or your language dictionary), you know how to structure your sentences, you know just what your characters are going to say to each other and then… and then you just open microsoft word.

Its the doc! The blank document steals the ideas from. Your brain!!!! If you want to keep your ideas,, do NOT look at the doc when you open it, look STRAIGHT* AT THE KEYBOARD and write the first words to pop into your head! Once the document isn't empty it, takes away its evil power over you

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

i work at exit level job they pay me maximum wage i commute 5 millimeters every morning to the nearest blade of grass yesterday my manager isopod said he is promoting me to butterfly i am getting paid leave to go chrysalis mode

i’m interested in becoming the worlds first unmarried divorced woman

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat