Noting how thoroughly he had prepared himself for any potential scenario, sources confirmed that the backup plan local man Connor Foreman devised Tuesday in case his desired menu item was out of stock at Frank’s Diner was the most well-thought-out part of his life. “If they don’t have corned beef hash, then I’ll switch up the entrée from the pancakes to the sausage scrambler,” said Foreman, 34, revealing how much more effort he had put into contemplating his breakfast contingency plan than he had in thinking through how he might one day purchase a home, find a lasting relationship, or achieve his career goals.
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