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God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

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Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

Strange noogles.....

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

Its actually insane how often people replace their cars. You should be able to get one vehicle and use it for at LEAST ten years, if not 30 or more. Im serious. AND it should be socially normal.

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed