slime is of the essence

white trans ppl have got to stop saying lynched when they mean "bullied" its appropriation has been one of the worst effects of all this stupid discourse on the way yall talk

someone in the tags pointed out the word "crucified" exists and honestly thats a better fit than "bullied" for how yall use it. say crucified yall mean crucified. esp with how much y'all love the martyrdom imagery its 100x less embarrassing for you (but still extremely embarrassing to be clear) to compare your situation to christ on the cross.

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

Man's about to turn you into the scene of a happy little accident.

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

im gods most literate cat can i join

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

wobbuffet

encourage and uplift your fellow bloggers

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour