Only Laughing!

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

wish i could get paid just for being a sweetheart

Don't forget the fact that despite the fact that they claimed to be pushing for live service games, they cut service for Destiny 2 (aka a live service game that's been ongoing for years) while they were 80% of the way through development into a new expansion (at the start of a new storyline with a minimum of 5 years of planned new content btw), then did not tell the developers until right before they made the announcement public. This lead to pretty much the entire Destiny 2 team being laid off. Sony is a piece of shit.

a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list