I just beat minecraft for the first time in my life on survival nobody FUCKING talk to me
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I just beat minecraft for the first time in my life on survival nobody FUCKING talk to me

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I'm playing minecraft and I'm thinking of those "affirmations" meme pages they have for colleges but for minecraft. So it's things like "These diamonds are NOT directly over lava" "I CAN open this ancient city chest without summoning the warden" "This block does NOT contain a silverfish" "I will NOT step on the pressure plate in the middle of the desert pyramid secret room" "My bees will NOT kill me" and i can't even describe how funny it is to me
nvm fuckers i found it this is a wonderful day for me. also maybe i’m stupid bc the guy just called it iconic so maybe i just didn’t pay enough attention until today. either way… YAY!!!
why does no one else remember the best minecraft tutorial. the one where you spawned in a little caged in area, and you had to get wood and kill an animal and eat before it let you in the gates. and then when u went in, the first available adventure, and best part of the tutorial, was that you get to build an iron golem and a snow golem! and then they walk around and r happy. after you bring them to life, you walk down a little pathway kind of to go into the ‘castle’? except it’s almost more like a long, tall town lol. there’s a big building with a ridiculous number of beds, and there are a lot of windows on it. maybe lots of wool? there are old tutorial videos on youtube for so many of them, but i cannot find this one for the life of me and i need it. the nostalgia is so close. also it was on console. if that matters? this would have been in 2013-2014 i think?? someone please help lol 😩
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Minecraft mob idea: Raccoons
-spawns in forests, including flower forests and birch forests
-nocturnal, active only at night, resting under trees or in their nests during the day
-uses their adorably cursed little hands to open chests left outside at night, stealing an item or a stack and taking them back to their nest. can’t open doors though, so anything in your house is safe. would also probably pick up items off the ground.
-nests in hollow tree blocks, which spawn in the tree trunks. the block would have a few inventory slots and operate as a tiny chest. when the raccoon is inside, it could have a different appearance than an empty one. New trees would have a small chance of spawning with a hollow tree block with a raccoon inside. each nest could hold two or three raccoons. hollow tree blocks drop a normal wood block when broke with an axe, but using silk touch gets you the hollow tree block itself, which can be used as a chest in your house.
-they climb, scurrying up trees and over fences, hanging out on your roof. Raccoon stuff.
-avoid dogs the way creepers avoid cats.
-can be bred with raw fish. babies follow the parents, but are tame like foxes.
-hang out at the edge of the water, sometimes reaching in a pulling out a raw fish
check out this person’s minecraft/good pc flex
This is what it looks like without the shaders and resource packs sksksksk
when you vote in the minecraft mob vote this year...
just remember what they took from you
going to open minecraft. might build a little house or something idk
saw a weird guy
cave
ok hang on
no fucking way. a cube
me: i wish i could turn off certain mobs. i’d love to play more survival mode but the spiders really upset me :(
my dad, the most stoic person in existence, LEAPING out of his chair with great concern: I AM NOW OBSESSED WITH THIS PROBLEM. I WILL PROCEED TO SPEND THE NEXT MONTH SCOURING THE INTERNET FOR NICHE MODS OR CONSOLE COMMANDS IN HOPES I CAN BRING YOU AND THE ENTIRE MINECRAFT PLAYERBASE PEACE.
my dad, a week later, more distraught than i’ve ever seen: brittany it’s awful. i’ve been googling around for solutions to your spider problem and lots of little kids have asked for help on the same issue and people online were Mean to them. i cannot type fast enough to stop all of them. this is a crisis right now
if you play java edition i can make a datapack that kills all spiders when they spawn so you don’t get a chance to see them
hi!! i do play java edition, and any help would be amazing!! my current method involves a small redstone machine in the spawn area and command blocks, but i’ve not looked into datapacks since getting back into playing. they seem like they’d be more intuitive though, so i’d love some help!! :0
it’s done :]
https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/no-spiders-5590849/
EEEEEEE thank you so much!!!!!! i can’t wait to try it out!!!! :D
For arachnaphobes this is a game changer, thank you OP

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minecraft add baby endermen immediately
i think to counteract the obvious threat theyd be, make them run away instead of aggro
I AM CONSIDERING
they did it, the lunatics. minecraft in minecraft. there’s something intensely philosophically delightful to me to look at an image of a three-dimensional space and know that it is a double abstraction, data distributed on hardware that is itself only data distributed on hardware.
“Video sped up roughly 2,000,000x”
it’s vanilla minecraft without command blocks, but they are running a server version designed to speed up redstone processessing enormously. even so they said the conversion rate for memory is about 2 gb -> 277 bytes. so not exactly a high-performance system!
here’s a video on the prototype of what they made it on. dear lord
All new features announced for the 1.20 update at Minecraft Live this year:
New default skins alongside Alex and Steve
Bamboo wood type and rafts
Hanging signs
Chiseled bookshelves, which can be used to store both written and enchanted books
Camels, which can be ridden by two players at once and jump across ravines or rivers
Additionally announced (but not shown) after winning the mob vote was the Sniffer, an ancient turtle-like mob which will potentially be implemented alongside new decorative plants.
Snapshots for this update will be playable in the coming days!
Buckets of Axolotl and Axolittle

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