slime baby call 911

i really need "villagers from minecraft are antisemetic caricatures" to become a popular enough sentiment for them to finally change their designs somehow

im glad minecraft isnt real life because by now i would have got my fingers stuck in the grates of a mob spawner trying to grab the spinning pig

they'd butter me up to free my fingies and rescue me and i'd attack again from another angle. give me that twirling swine

We are opening the server in 30 mins come join!!!

it's all I need

in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying

inthe minectraft world they would say someone spawned with a diamond hoe insteadof saying they were born with a silver spoon

In minecrsft world they say “what the nether” insead of “what the hell” and alex is a butch lesbian

and alex is a butch lesbian yeah

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This post is: Kiki

my grandpa died in the deepslate wars fighting for your freedoms after he opened a trapped chest and fell into a dripstone spike pit lined with crafting tables so he couldn't bucket clutch

How did your grandpa failing a bucket clutch protect my base?