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Merle: I will warn you that I’m practiced in the ancient art of origami.

John: Paper folding?

Merle: Ah, I was hoping you wouldn’t know what that was.

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Mama: While I’m gone, Aubrey, you’re in charge.

Aubrey: Yes!

Mama, whispering: Barclay, you’re secretly in charge.

Barclay: Obviously.

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queerente

prepare for trouble! make it double! it’s lup and taako (you know, from tv?)

Rainer: Do you take constructive criticism?

Fitzroy: I only take cash or credit.

#rainer michelle #sir fitzroy maplecourt #the adventure zone #taz graduation #incorrect quotes

Aubrey: Does anyone know any good books that make you cry?

Ned: Duck’s diary.

Aubrey: I said good books.

Duck: Hey!

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Higglemas: I don’t have a favourite student. I hate them all equally.

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Aubrey: Ok consider this. Seatbelts, except they throw you out of your seat, and they are called ‘yeetbelts’.

Barcaly: What the fuck is a yeet?

#aubrey little #barclay #the adventure zone #bigfoot #swearing #taz amnesty #incorrect quotes

myselfsquared

I love all the taz graduation boys but Sir Fitzroy Maplecourt just— he’s so terrible and I absolutely and utterly adore him.

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myselfsquared

There’s 35 goddamn animation frames all masochistically done on Procreate why is the still drawing version of this getting more notes

#this is amazinggg!!!#lskdfja;#sir fitzroy maplecourt #the adventure zone #taz graduation #art

Kravitz: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Taako: Ok, but in my defence, Lup bet me 50 gold coins that I couldn’t drink a bottle of shampoo.

Kravitz: That’s not what I wanted to sa-

Kravitz: You drank SHAMPOO!

#kravitz #taako #the adventure zone #taz balance #taakitz #incorrect quotes #lup

Duck: I wish you could block people in real life.

Aubrey: Restraining order.

Ned: Murder.

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grongleboy

thank you, crime grandpa.

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Lup: Axes are impractical battle weapons.

Magnus: I can’t hear you over the swish swish of my awesome axe, which is cool and amazing.

#lup #magnus burnsides #the adventure zone #taz balance #incorrect quotes

Taako: Out of my way extras!

Lucretia: Taako, can you stop calling the other Bureo of Balance members extras just because you don’t know them?

#taako #lucretia #the adventure zone #taz balance #incorrect quotes

nacecye

my darling Lup, phantasmal and resplendent

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#lup #phantasmal and resplendent #the adventure zone #taz balance #art

Dani: A boy just asked me out for dinner.

Duck: Oooohhh.

Dani: Duck, I don’t like boys...

Duck: You like dinner.

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Ned: We have fun, don’t we Kirby?

Kirby: I've never been more stressed in my entire life.

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geodebiome

annual taako drawing

#one soft boi #taako #one shitty wizard #the adventure zone #taz balance #art

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