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I’ve never really thought too hard about a pinned post but I guess it’s worth making for the taxonomy of it all if nothing else.

Tags

#my stuff - Any artwork or body of work I’ve made myself. General share tag for that kinda thing.

#found in song - My music!

#handwritten by a lost boy - My writings! (Fiction, poems, that one time I did spoken (written) word)

#dumb bullshit - Mostly shitposting

#inject it into my veins - Things I love and want to come back to forever and ever

#I had to see it now so do you - Things I hate and wish would stay away forever, but I felt compelled to share so as not to suffer in silence; cursed tag

#if you see this no you didn’t - The internet is forever and if a future employer saw this I would not be surprised if I lost my job

#this is fucking art bitch - Art tag (for things that aren’t mine)

#the blessed mind of this user - For those posts that make me go “Wow” and make me feel enlightened or forever changed. That or, I just find it really creative.

#this post - my beloathed - For posts that I hate how much I love them, terrible awful but I always come back

#just American tingz - Homegrown, char grilled Bitchin’ with a side of freshly picked Moanin’ from the U S of A (often full of Politics™️, be warned)

#nerd shit and #personal rant - Exactly what it says on the tin; things I’m nerdy and go crazy about and times I’ve popped off, respectively (be warned, I have no shame)

#piss on the poor - Discourse tag; just the worse this hellsite has to offer

#lift heavy things give good hugs - Fitness inspo and workout tag; cause after all, what better reasons are there to workout than the aforementioned? None, exactly.

Will add as I see fit

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miraclemaya

living in one of those free use public sex kinda hentai but no one wants to have sex with me so i mostly just stay home and post. i look outside and sigh wistfully at the sight of a woman getting eaten out so hard she somehow cums twice in one moment and then close my blinds so i can focus on cookie clicker

str8aura-no-not-that-one

Charles guiteau

communistrainbowdash

The man who assassinated James Garfield??????

str8aura-no-not-that-one

prime89

I will always love how you can learn things that your history class failed to teach you from shitposts on this site. Never change.

comicgeekscomicgeek

You don’t get knowledge delivered like this on other webbed sites and apps.

#fumbling the ‘will fuck anything’ bitches because I’m generally off putting so I go assassinate the president about it #or something #is this anything #that’s pretty much why he did it ain’t it #not the free love thing but the being off putting thing #no one wanted to give him the nepotism career he dreamed because all his attempts at networks and rubbing elbows weirded people out #took it out on like one of the most chill presidents of the age #losers do loser shit. shocker.#dumb bullshit #just American tingz

undeadbolt

just remembered Nikolai is gonna lose Price in mw4 goodbye

that-ace-up-your-sleeve

Shut.

nekrosmos

Let's gang up on him

undeadbolt

LET A GUY MOURN IN PEACE ??

nrdmssgs

Nobody is losing no one on my watch

mikeyisbrooklyn

Ooh a dog pile! I wanna join!

#price will literally never die #no one ever dies actually #so write that down

crazysodomite

#reporting you #I’m in this image #and I don’t like it #cptsd cap #nice to meet queue #dumb bullshit #posts that make me giggle in my cubicle #except I’m sobbing

doubleca5t

do you support my project to build an army of trans girls to destroy the french

why bother with a whole army of trans girls when 11 Moroccans should do just fine

doubleca5t

#lol #world cup #queer talk #nice to meet queue

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finishingschoolbooks

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

were-ralph

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

were--ralph

#heritage post #screaming at the moon with my bros #nice to meet queue #if you see this no you didn’t #dumb bullshit

herssian

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

allykatsart

#ooh #shiny star #*proudly places on chest*#nice to meet queue #anti gen ai

bwitiye

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

#if I liked vodka #I’d totally get this #not even joking #it’s so cringe #but I love it anyway #because I’m working on killing the cringe within #and enjoying the silly (and bad) things too #nice to meet queue #dumb bullshit

tropiyas

#there’s already a teenager arguing with me in the thread of a quote tweet of this tweet #quote ‘how do you know they’re not educated enough to have that conversation’#BECAUSE THEY ARE 21 AND WERE NOT BORN WHEN PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT IT #sorry for yelling #there’s nothing wrong with being young and/or ignorant #but when you are and insist that you get to lead conversations?#no #just no #piss on the poor #nice to meet queue

bobbole

Palestinian children were prevented from going to school by razor wire and israeli soldiers — so they sat down and studied right in front of them (via AndreyX)

#pictures that will be in history books #and generations will rightfully ask ‘what took so long to help?’#and the answer will be the same #white supremacy and western imperialism #as it’s always been #palestine #free palestine

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andhumanslovedstories

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

andhumanslovedstories

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

thomrainierskies

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

zenosanalytic

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

morethanonebraincell

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

ziggy-scardust

I reblog this every time I see it because I am not immune to the recency bias

#I did this a few years back but with my budget #I budgeted my way through three big life changes that should’ve sent me homeless and kept budgeting for months later #then thought ‘hey why do I still do this? I’m like fine financially’#so I stopped #was damn near about to get my lights cut off by the end of the year #I have started budgeting again since of course and will Never stop again #but man it’s crazy how recency bias will get you #turns out doing things that work are what makes your life better #and yesterday was not actually the first day on earth #things happened before then #Wild #anyway #take your meds #check your to do lists #drink your water #all that good stuff #important #nice to meet queue

on-a-lucky-tide

You think Johnny celebrates every time Gaz splits up with a girlfriend because they always fuck dirty in the barracks that night?

"She said I'm emotionally unavailable," Gaz murmurs.

"Well, my emotions are available if yer needs tae borrow some..."

"That was fuckin' diabolical."

"Aye," Johnny nods, upper lip pushed up, and then rolls over, eyebrows wriggling, "Gies a gammie?"

#johnny soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #gazsoap #not dating not besties but a secret third thing #inject it into my veins #nerd shit #this is fucking art bitch

vulpes-aestatis

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

thecactifindahome

#guard the ancient artifact with momma🥰#imagine she’s like on break or something #and her baby sneaks up to take her place while she’s gone #and she rushes back like ‘oh my god where’s my baby??’#and they’re there gnawing on the traveler’s leg who just looks up at her confused #and she grabs her baby by the scruff or whatever and puts the baby behind her #and gives her actual riddle like nothing happened #and the whole rest of the interaction with the traveler #there’s a baby sphinx rolling around and nipping at they’re mom #and now I’m soft #this is so cute omg #inject it into my veins

rupurteblr

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

the-uncanny-dag

Some of the ones I've accumulated

#oop #gotta add this version too #nice to meet queue #posts that make me giggle in my cubicle

that-ace-up-your-sleeve

I like to think of the reverse agegap!nikprice dynamic as "dogs when task requires zero dogs"

Nik is just there being somewhat of an adorable nuisance sometimes purposely and sometimes accidentally while John can't resist the sad puppy eyes no matter how much he would like to

mikeyisbrooklyn

No no, it makes perfect sense to me, keep talking.

An older Price is a more angsty Price, a “stay out of my way or you’ll get hurt” or “these are hands of a killer” kinda Price. A grizzled Lieutenant who’s already been bruised by the world more times than Nik can count

And Nik is like “woaw that’s hot” with absolutely no impulse control because he’s not even thirty, so he technically doesn’t need it yet. So he sees those bruises and tries to play connect the dots. So everywhere Price goes, there Nik is, without fail. So eager and so cocksure, you’d think Price would loathe him.

And Price swears he does. But like any good dog, Nik knows his handler well. It’s only a matter of waiting for the right moment to get what he wants. He’s just bidding his time.

#I’m sick #and the disease?#these two #in every universe #in every lifetime #i’m obsessed #john price #cod nikolai #nikprice #nerd shit #cod modern warfare

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rupurteblr

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

#check the notes #hit dogs holler #and bitch #they are SCREAMING #hellsite (derogatory)#nice to meet queue #posts that make me giggle in my cubicle

oncosis

blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff...

#AND WE CHEERED #WE CLAPPED #WOOOOOOOO #GOOD ART GOOD ART WOOOHOOHOOO #inject it into my veins #this is fucking art bitch #nikprice #cod nikolai #John price

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