outlier.

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

Links to my free sewing patterns! - big manta ray - smaller manta ray - monster friend (those monsters with horns I’ve been making lately, but without horns) - pie slice - Fred, the Fish of Minimal Effort - tiny cat (aka Jiji) - mini mothman - whale shark/donut whale shark - juggling frog/toad (aka my smallest, simplest frog pattern of the three I’ve made) - large frog - tiny hedgehog - minecraft bee - minecraft zombie - blorbo - Strawberry Hearts quilt pattern - starfish - little octopus - canvas tote (wider than it is tall) - canvas tote (taller than it is wide, more of a grocery bag)  - basic bat and ghost - mini mushroom friends - whale - hammerhead shark - simple seal - cartoon flea (the one from Emperor’s New Groove) - little stingray - little alien  - mini bee Tutorials: - flannel baby blanket tutorial - onigiri bag tutorial - tomato pattern design walkthrough (how I design the pattern, not a link to the pattern itself) - giant worm tutorial (I don’t know why it’s marked mature? it’s a worm)

Mini bee pattern is added! It’s not what was winning the “what pattern to share next” poll but it did turn out I’d already done like 95% of the work needed to share the pattern like…years ago so I went ahead and shared it since it was easy to do so As always, if the timestamp on this reblog isn’t super recent, it’s worth clicking through to the original post, I’ll update it every time I share another pattern here on tumblr. Also, I keep forgetting, but I do have a ko-fi ! Supporting me on ko-fi is not a requirement to keep me sharing patterns, I will do that regardless, but I promised my mom I’d get better at remembering to share the link lol

sucking at something is the first step to getting good at it

I promise you things will get so much better when you start processing people’s behavior as information rather than a verdict on your self-worth. If someone doesn’t text back, suddenly pulls away, whatever it may be, the solution isn’t to put on a tap dance for them and try to regain their approval. It’s not to crash out on them and try to force them to react a certain way. It’s just to take a step back, take a deep breath, and assess what this tells you. What’s this saying about them? What’s this saying about you??

s/o to all the girls working on loving their bodies because that shits hard i’m so proud of you

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

where i am, a box fan and the filters run about $20 each, so if $100 is too much of a stretch at the moment, get the fan and one filter. tape the filter to the intake side of the fan, all the way around. this is also good if your space is small and a 20" cube won't fit.