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If you're attracted to someone cut in half, you're bisectual

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Even in a post-capitalist, post-consumerist world, you still need to produce goods, as a result of this, you need factories because it is more effective to have a few people making a lot of clothes in a factory than every woman being forced to sit down and spin wool all day.
The issue with factories is poor wages, unsafe working conditions and environmental impact, all of which can be fixed through things like regulatory bodies and unions, the issue is not the fact that goods are no longer all made at home
i love the way usamerican powet outlets and cords seem designed for maximized ease of electrocution and starting fires
these two are always saying shit like "mmmm what if you were plugged halfway in, say if i were a wall outlet and you started to kinda slip out of me due to gravity, and something or someone touched your exposed electrified prongs ☺️😏"
suletta is so obviously a trans woman to me. she is taller than almost every other girl in the show. she is awkward, both physically and socially. she is mechvestigated by the benerit group multiple times bc they cannot gracefully handle getting their shit pushed in by an airheaded bisexual momma’s girl with boundless love in her heart. also she has a biological advantage at piloting gundams, which is true of many trans women,
hell yeah
I ALWAYS draw suletta broad shouldered it is a MUST!!!
you have to remember. the tumblr blogger you think is really cool and intimidating is always more scared of you than you are of it

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my grandmas dawg
heres what your grandmas dog wold look like. if they were a trail of ant
im getting sick of this.
I'm so endeared by the French term for a stray cat being "chat errant." This implies the existence of a stray knight. Or that a chat errant is searching for noble purpose.
chat errant: when the group text goes off the fuckin rails
you have a father's love for the child
[Tweet by julie, @juliesacunt, saying, "Just started BTVS S5. Who the FUCK is dawn"
Someone retweets with, "How are you on S5 of Buffy and didn't notice Dawn???? Literally Buffy's sister???? How did you not notice???? Y'all gotta get off your phones when you're watching TV and pay attention ✨"
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the fact that you can press b to cancel a pokemons evolution is so funny to me. like imagine a butterfly about to emerge from a chrysalis and you just put your hand on it like ‘shhh. buddy. not yet’ and its like ‘aww ok’ n climbs back in and zips itself up like a sleeping bag
elijah if you keep outfunnying me on my own posts like this im gonna be out of a job soon

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Get yourself a girl who sharpens your cock like a pencil sharpener
I am half my old length but so pointy, it's a self defense tool now
I am half my old
length but so pointy, it’s a
self defense tool now
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I firmly believe that how feminist a book is is better demonstrated by its background characters rather than its mains
What I mean by this is that a book may have “feminist” female leads who are strong, competent, complex, whatever, but how do they portray women just...existing in the world? Are there women in the background, or is the fantasy novel with its strong independent Action Girl protagonists set on a background of generic male soldiers, guards, councilors, shopkeepers, messengers, and wizard apprentices? Are minor characters ever women when there’s no particular reason for them to be? When women appear in the background of your story, do they have any unique qualities that hint at a complex picture we’re not seeing or do they slide seamlessly into Pampered Noblewoman, Prostitute and Vaguely Maternal Older Woman Who Runs A Tavern Or Something?
If your protagonist is a fighter or magic user, do you show other women in those roles? If your society is more relaxed about sex discrimination, have you built a world that looks like it?
Have you built a world where your female characters don’t all have to be The Best At Everything, or is almost every female character placed where she can be extraordinary next to a bunch of male counterparts? Are you comfortable letting a female wizard or warrior be average or unimportant, or does she have to be one of the most skilled and powerful of them all, able to match or best all the men around her? On the other hand, are you comfortable having a female wizard or warrior be indisputably the most skilled or powerful out of the wizards or warriors, without drawing attention to her gender, placing her in competition with men, or having her be an exception to the rule because she’s female?
Are you letting your female characters be mediocre and un-extraordinary? Your world is full of powerful sorceresses, fierce battle maidens and calculating noblewomen, but do women do things in this world other than be Exemplary and Great and Awesome? If you’ve established that women do business and fight, do you have female soldiers carousing at bars and vaguely dull female Evil Minions Of The Dark Lord bumbling around doing evil bidding and female apprentices slacking on work or is every background woman we see competent and controlled and intelligent and doing whatever it is she’s doing without error, whereas only men are allowed to be foolish, impulsive, mess things up, or just be shown unflatteringly during the couple sentences we know them? In other words, does the world show women being unapologetically human beings or are all your female characters basically making up for being women by not doing anything that would badly represent their gender?
In particular, if you’re trying to show a society with gender equality, that means the dark lord is willing to hire women who are bumbling idiots as guards, and not just that some female wizards climbed their way to the top and became As Good As Men because they’re so badass they can snap god like a bunch of uncooked spaghetti.
I finished a rewatch and Edward Elric really is one of the best characters of all time.
Hates the military yet remains employed by them just so he can spend their money and waste their time. Has devoted himself to fixing the mess he made of his little brother's life. Respects women, hates men, eats like a horse, wears a cool red trench coat everywhere he goes. Loves the world. Mad as fuck. Cool as hell.
Kindest and most violent guy around
i think the hardest part about this job is not being able to say What The Fuck
During my sophomore year biology class, we all had to dissect worms. One of the kids in class ate one. A few minutes into the class, the teacher was like, “oh, by the way, make sure not to touch your mouth. These worms are covered in super poisonous formaldehyde.”
The kid who had eaten the work went pale. The kids at his desk huddled around him for a whispered discussion about whether or not he should admit to what he’d done, or keep his mouth shut and hope he survived it. He eventually decided that he did not want to risk death, put up his hand, and very timidly informed the teacher of his little snack.
The poor teacher. She just got this look on her face, like she was considering switching careers immediately. Anyway, she ended up calling 911. I don’t know how things went down at the hospital, but the kid survived.
Right. We’re going to have words about that last tag there.
Okay @gallusrostromegalus I realize you probably just forgot to finish that last tag, but I want to make clear how fucking
OMINOUS
it is that you don’t elaborate what those coroner firing reasons were covering up
Tumblr fucked up the tags, the last one is supposed to read “#Someone finally gave in to temptation and had a little Nibble”
If this isn’t a #WorldHeritagePost it should be.
reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

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I need to draw more wrestling again.