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people are always saying “they have should be at the club” about characters who would immediately have a panic attack if even put in the general vicinity of one

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Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.
The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--
(paper towel roll falls on my face)
Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.
Btw if you can handle the texture, you can get just like. Bags or bricks of frozen chopped spinach and toss it into basically any meal, especially anything with a sauce. Spinach cooks really fucking fast and the taste is easy enough to mask if you don't like it and it's just a really convenient way to add a nutrient-packed veggie into your meals.
If there's a sauce, you can toss the spinach in a pan with some butter or oil (and maybe some garlic) long enough for it to wilt and then either add it to the sauce, make the sauce the pan, or dump a pre-made sauce into the pan to heat it up too and bam, a nice spinach sauce with very little effort. Yum yum. I love spinach. I want spinach right now.
In the vet waiting room, watching YouTube for cats
We've been home for 45 minutes and Mayhem is simply not interested in coming out of her carrier.
I wish I could say she's on drugs.
She's been very well behaved, so it's time for her shows again.

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Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps
ive found my favorite panel in all of yugioh
you really can’t ever know.
Tudor Aesthetic /// [•]
Sitting here watching the delivery tracker app as the little icon of the car very slowly increases in width while remaining in the same spot knowing it's just a glitch of some kind, but, like, imagine.
Peering sourly at my phone like "ah shit, they sent the Wide Car again".
I love when it decides to correct a desync between the app and the location, so it just shows the car doing a blues brothers through several culdesacs and a lake.

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Me, hanging on by a thread:
I feel like I should just queue this to post once a week but at random times
Everytime this sucker pops out of my queue it's relevant
Video ID: Lil Nas X sits in a white tank top. Lil Nas makes coughing and "hnnn" noises while gesturing wildly, with many nods, shrugs, and looks of "oh boy". He gestures at his hair, the world around him, and the camera. He puts his hands on his hips, then says "it's been a lot of shit." [End ID]
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It's too hot today
this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

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For clarification:
His name is Parking Lot
His scientific classification is El wiwi
I call him “pipi” or “wiwi”
I hope that makes sense.
For additional clarification:
He is made of dust bunnies and dryer lint
When someone gives the advice of “don’t be afraid to disappoint your parents” they don’t just mean taking music theory in college or starting a YouTube channel.
It also means wearing things they might not approve of. Using accommodations that they might not think you need. Not falling for their guilt trips. Eating when you’re hungry, not when it suits them and their idea of your weight or health. Making your own friends instead of seeking the stamp of approval from them.
Of course, some parents are stricter than others, and some use abuse to keep you from expressing yourself. But do what you can, even if it seems small.
Otherwise, when your parents are no longer in the picture, you’ll try to find it somewhere else to get validation. A strict boss, an abusive partner, a selfish friend.
Going against your parent’s wishes is developmentally healthy. Not doing so stunts your independence and self-regulation. You shouldn’t be living to constantly please others, even the people who love you.
This! Concessions to abuse train you to make future concessions to abuse. You start out not dying your hair because your mom might be mad, and you end up not exercising your rights as a worker because your boss might be mad. Conservatism is a cycle of becoming emotionally invested in authority.