jingles!!! she/her

in monster world they have berries and cream but they call it SCARIES and SCREAM. one of many interesting little cultural differences

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

And boy are they clumsy

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

BONK!

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

WOW

If you projected more I would put this on my music library

please refer to mitski.bandcamp.com for songs where i am projecting more 

im in love

oh! my face showed up on my dash

I’m losing it🤯🤯 The original A Burning Hill demo right here on tumblr. I feel like I’m looking at a delicate ancient scroll with sacred information or an original painting by a renaissance artist that must be preserved for all that time.

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out