what? hell yeah! what??

@shiftythrifting

😃 noiƨnɘmib qilʇ ɘʜƚ moɿʇ ǫniƚƨoq m'I

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

@derinthescarletpescatarian

Having electricity in my home is so great. Most of the humans that have ever lived didn't have this.

I can be like "I want a cup of hot tea" and I can go and make one and I don't have to light a fire or anything.

"a goon is someone who masturbates" look buddy what my hired criminal muscle does in his spare time is his own business